The older I get, the better the poops are

[CJ]

Anyone of you also use the shower puff?

I would just imagine baby wipes making it even more complicated.

[SlowLX]

Got extremely used to em when we went to the field for training back in the day. Now I keep a pack handy for REALLY shitty days.

[LS1Goat]

i tried it a few times, but it gave me swamp ass the entire day. so fuck baby wipes. i usually just plan on taking a shit before i shower most of the time.

you're doing it wrong. get the unscented alcohol free wipes. you'll thank me later.

[prostock1]

Me TOO !!!!!!!!!

on a side note.

I always wanted to write a coffee table (or shitter) book, called "Best and Worst Toilets in Texas - An innerstate guide to pit stops" - Where I'd take pictures, and write reviews of all the gas station, fast food, small diner bathrooms along the major highways and back roads.

I have a list of the best public restrooms in the DFW,

Tom Thumb at Inwood and University has the most cleanest and best smelling of all !!!

Next is any QT and then Lowes or Home Depot

[jnobles06]

you're doing it wrong. get the unscented alcohol free wipes. you'll thank me later.

hmmm. any specific brand? i have tried the charmin and cottenelle (sp?) brands with no luck.

[LS1Goat]

hmmm. any specific brand? i have tried the charmin and cottenelle (sp?) brands with no luck.

mom to mom unscented baby wipes hypoallergenic & alcohol free @tom thumb

[jnobles06]

awesome. i'll give them a shot.

[bcoop]

It's wrong to have a thread about shit, and nice crappers, and not mention Buccee's.


I tried the wipes a few times. I didnt like the cold wet asshole feeling.

[Musbrad2]

I have a list of the best public restrooms in the DFW,

Tom Thumb at Inwood and University has the most cleanest and best smelling of all !!!

Next is any QT and then Lowes or Home Depot

Chicken express usually has a clean toilet, along with most hotels on the fort worth side, the bad thing about land surveying in the city is no woods to shit in lol.

[03trubluGT]

I saw a pack in my dad's bathroom when I was in Vegas last week. I had to ask - and sure enough he swears it's better than TP.

TP is for the initial wipe(s), and flushable wipes are for the finishing touch.

[mstng86]

It's wrong to have a thread about shit, and nice crappers, and not mention Buccee's.


I tried the wipes a few times. I didnt like the cold wet asshole feeling.

Is that the restaurant off 45 on the way to Houston? I noticed all their damn signs on the way to the movie drive in theater the other day.

[Ted]

It's wrong to have a thread about shit, and nice crappers, and not mention Buccee's.


I tried the wipes a few times. I didnt like the cold wet asshole feeling.

Buccee's has some amazingly clean bathrooms for the amount of people that were in and out of there the 2 times I stopped in. Plus just about anything you can think of.

[Mike]

You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?

Yes.

[Pro88LX]

i had to replace the toilets in my house because my dick would touch the inside of the bowl. fucking grossed me out.

Solid barg!

You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?

Dont knock it till you try it!

i tried it a few times, but it gave me swamp ass the entire day. so fuck baby wipes. i usually just plan on taking a shit before i shower most of the time.

follow up wipe with tp will do the trick. or a manpon if you feel so inclined.

hmmm. any specific brand? i have tried the charmin and cottenelle (sp?) brands with no luck.

Huggies FTW

[likeitfast55]

Poojitzu scale of rating your shit.

There are three main areas of rating shit.
1 to 10 then add all three together for final rating. A 30 is impossible because you would be split open bleeding covered in shit and passed out.

1) size (includes length and girth)

2)stink(a 10 peels off the wallpaper)

3)satisfaction


Thats about it.