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  • #46
    Originally posted by helosailor View Post
    Oh, and by the way, taking fish oil supplements makes teh pooz smell epically bad.
    I take those and mine doesn't smell any worse than it ever has, but who am I to say whether my turds stink or not?

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    • #47
      mom to mom unscented baby wipes with natural aloe. ~just saying.

      any of you guys that have had hemorrhoids will have a deep and profound appreciation for products such as this. charmin is OK, but there are better alternatives out there to lavishly cleanse and soothe the anus following defecation.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by 3.90x3.62 View Post
        there are better alternatives out there to lavishly cleanse and soothe the anus following defecation.
        amen!

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        • #49
          Wow just fucking wow. I'm no longer hungry. Now I need to take a load off. Charmin ftw!
          Originally posted by talisman
          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
          Originally posted by AdamLX
          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          Because fuck you, that's why
          Originally posted by 80coupe
          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
          Originally posted by Rick Modena
          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
          Originally posted by Jester
          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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          • #50
            besides the Charmin, some Orajel sure helps cool the ole rusty sheriff's badge after experiencing a NASA shuttle launch.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by frank View Post
              ole rusty sheriff's badge
              lmao

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Frank View Post
                besides the Charmin, some Orajel sure helps cool the ole rusty sheriff's badge after experiencing a NASA shuttle launch.
                lol shuttle launch

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                • #53
                  CJ, you know you are old when taking a dump is more pleasurable than sex, and no, I haven't reached that age yet.

                  But I have heard it from guys 65+

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                    CJ, you know you are old when taking a dump is more pleasurable than sex, and no, I haven't reached that age yet.

                    But I have heard it from guys 65+
                    Maybe this is why the Japanese/Germans do both simultaneously?
                    "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                    "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                      I hate this house I'm in, in Austin right now. The toilets are made for guys who shop at Armani Exchange and toss each other's nuts around. I'm thinking about replacing just one fucking toilet so I can have a real crapper to sit on and relax when I'm making chocolate caking
                      are you talking about those toilets with the small bowls? i hate those damn things. i had to replace the toilets in my house because my dick would touch the inside of the bowl. fucking grossed me out.

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                      • #56
                        Their ain't no TP in the world that can compare to baby wipes when you're talking shit tickets.

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                        • #57
                          You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?
                          "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                          "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                            You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?
                            I saw a pack in my dad's bathroom when I was in Vegas last week. I had to ask - and sure enough he swears it's better than TP.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                              LMAO

                              I have had some amazing shits recently...i now attribute it to the fact i turned 27 last month.
                              I'm 26, so at least I have something to look forward to now.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                                You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?
                                i tried it a few times, but it gave me swamp ass the entire day. so fuck baby wipes. i usually just plan on taking a shit before i shower most of the time.
                                Last edited by jnobles06; 10-14-2011, 05:03 PM. Reason: spelling > me

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