The older I get, the better the poops are

[jluv]

fascinating... for my research.. how old are you?

I'm 34. And there's no doubt my diet has everything to do with it. It used to be much, much worse before I went to a gastro who pointed out that I was lactose intolerant. Changing to Lactaid milk helped tremendously, plus it tastes great and lasts a lot longer. Also, I was overloading on super-spicy foods. I rarely get the "poison shits" anymore, but it's still liquified more often than not. I'm used to it.

Anyway...

I hate Charmin Ultra. It's way too soft, and lacks grip. It slides to easily across the target area. It's also too thick, so it's more likely to clog the terlit if you use a lot. Luxurious, but not the most functional.

I use Angel Soft. Soft and thick, but it has grip and isn't so thick that it clogs.

I can't stand the cheap shit.

[jluv]

Oh, and the TP a MonsoonX's house is glorious. It must be made from hand-picked cotton. Unfortunately, the toilet is smaller than average, so I ended up smearing some fudge on the back rim of the lid. I wiped it the best I could with the bottom of the rug, so as not to waste that wonderful paper.

[Silverback]

I hate this house I'm in, in Austin right now. The toilets are made for guys who shop at Armani Exchange and toss each other's nuts around. I'm thinking about replacing just one fucking toilet so I can have a real crapper to sit on and relax when I'm making chocolate caking

[Pro88LX]

Oh, and the TP a MonsoonX's house is glorious. It must be made from hand-picked cotton. Unfortunately, the toilet is smaller than average, so I ended up smearing some fudge on the back rim of the lid. I wiped it the best I could with the bottom of the rug, so as not to waste that wonderful paper.

LMAO

I have had some amazing shits recently...i now attribute it to the fact i turned 27 last month.

[The King]

I'm 34. And there's no doubt my diet has everything to do with it. It used to be much, much worse before I went to a gastro who pointed out that I was lactose intolerant. Changing to Lactaid milk helped tremendously, plus it tastes great and lasts a lot longer. Also, I was overloading on super-spicy foods. I rarely get the "poison shits" anymore, but it's still liquified more often than not. I'm used to it.

Anyway...

I hate Charmin Ultra. It's way too soft, and lacks grip. It slides to easily across the target area. It's also too thick, so it's more likely to clog the terlit if you use a lot. Luxurious, but not the most functional.
I use Angel Soft. Soft and thick, but it has grip and isn't so thick that it clogs.

I can't stand the cheap shit.

For Charmin Ultra Soft use a blotting technique instead of wiping. Also use less for each session, since as you posted it will clog a toilet if too much is used prior to flushing. This is especially true with the weak low-flow toilets used in many homes today. It's a trade-off though between using less and making sure you're still using enough to avoid direct contact with taint.

[Denny]

Oh, and the TP a MonsoonX's house is glorious. It must be made from hand-picked cotton. Unfortunately, the toilet is smaller than average, so I ended up smearing some fudge on the back rim of the lid. I wiped it the best I could with the bottom of the rug, so as not to waste that wonderful paper.

JC seems to be the type that truly appreciates a delicate touch on his tooshie.

[mstng86]

Sounds like some of you need to eat more fiber and greens. You unhealthy bastids.

I like to admire my poops. Sometimes they feel amazing and I like to at least look and see my handy work.

Also, the older I have gotten, the less I care about the other people in the bathroom at work. If I have to let one rip, I no longer hold back.

[TeeShock]

I recently switched to ass wipes. Scott's naturals. Biodegradable and recycled. Nothing like being able to get off the terlit and hop on a bicycle.

Saving the world one wipe at a time!

[Tyrone Biggums]

I recently switched to ass wipes. Scott's naturals. Biodegradable and recycled. Nothing like being able to get off the terlit and hop on a bicycle.

Saving the world one wipe at a time!

Drop one in the crapper, and see how long it takes to dissolve. Just because they say flushable, doesn't mean you should.

[Silverback]

Drop one in the crapper, and see how long it takes to dissolve. Just because they say flushable, doesn't mean you should.

This isn't a third world country, if it has poop on it, flush it, I don't care if it's a towel

[Denny]

This isn't a third world country, if it has poop on it, flush it, I don't care if it's a towel

You better care if it's a towel. I made that mistake with a wash cloth at a party one time when I was younger. It was hosted by some very well-to-do people that were friends of my parents. Thank God I was the oldest kid there (eleven) and there were several 5-9 year olds.

[Pro88LX]

I recently switched to ass wipes. Scott's naturals. Biodegradable and recycled. Nothing like being able to get off the terlit and hop on a bicycle.

Saving the world one wipe at a time!

I made the switch to baby wipes years ago and haven't looked back.

This isn't a third world country, if it has poop on it, flush it, I don't care if it's a towel

LMAO!!

[helosailor]

Oh, and by the way, taking fish oil supplements makes teh pooz smell epically bad.

[cobrajet69]

For the love of humanity. Only on this site....

I just love this place. /




David

[Denny]

Oh, and by the way, taking fish oil supplements makes teh pooz smell epically bad.

I was trying to figure out what it was!

No shit.