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    A family became corn-fused when they couldn't seem to make their way out of a maze of maize in Danvers, Mass.

    WCVB in Boston reports that a father used his cell phone to dial 911 after he, his wife and two children got lost in Connors Farm.

    Officers quickly found the family within nine minutes of entering the maze, according to the Danver's Herald. The family was uninjured.

    "We had a few people who got a bit lost last year but they found their way out,” owner of the farm Bob Connors told the Herald. “There is no wire or fence around the maze, so if they really want or need to get out all they have to do is listen for the sound of traffic they can always make their way through the corn rows to the road.”

    The maze mishap is just one of the seasonal misfortunes that have come along with autumn's cooler temperatures.

    WAVE 3 in Louisville, Ky reported last week on a man who was arrested for punching a haunted house employee.

    And just last month, a jogger on Vancouver Island, British Columbia was injured after someone hurled a pumpkin at her, according to the Vancouver Sun.

  • #2
    They are the 99%.

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    • #3
      what a great example of being a man in front of his wife and children. "help...i have gotten my family lost inside a childrens seasonal corn maze here at the pumpkin patch" fuck i am glad my dad beat me when i was a kid.

      god bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #4
        weak

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        • #5
          Maybe he thought the Children of the Corn were after him and his family.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Big Dad View Post
            http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1005771.html
            And just last month, a jogger on Vancouver Island, British Columbia was injured after someone hurled a pumpkin at her, according to the Vancouver Sun.
            Haha talk about a bad day!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
              what a great example of being a man in front of his wife and children. "help...i have gotten my family lost inside a childrens seasonal corn maze here at the pumpkin patch" fuck i am glad my dad beat me when i was a kid.

              god bless.
              Pretty much the same thing I was thinking. My dad would have just burned a path through that bitch on the way back to the truck to get another Pabst blue ribbon from the cooler in the bed of his truck!
              Originally posted by Nash B.
              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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              • #8
                what a faggot

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                  Pretty much the same thing I was thinking. My dad would have just burned a path through that bitch on the way back to the truck to get another Pabst blue ribbon from the cooler in the bed of his truck!
                  Seriously!!

                  However, the only difference would have been my dad grabbing a 32oz. Old Milwaukee.

                  I can still see him wearing his blue over-alls with no shirt, braided pony tail that went to his ass, and a beard that split and went over his shoulders from riding his bike.

                  What a drastic change he has made from back then. He looks like a fine-upstanding citizen with his Coors light, clean haircut, and trimmed beard.

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                  • #10
                    Maize maize?
                    2012 GT500

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cobraman View Post
                      Maize maize?
                      corn corn?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cobraman View Post
                        Maize maize?

                        You are a dunce

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                        • #13
                          Wow
                          Originally posted by talisman
                          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                          Originally posted by AdamLX
                          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          Because fuck you, that's why
                          Originally posted by 80coupe
                          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                          Originally posted by Rick Modena
                          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                          Originally posted by Jester
                          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                          • #14
                            is he saying the article mispelled maze or did he mean to say maize maze?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                              is he saying the the article mispelled maze or did he mean to say maize maze?

                              I think he may be lost in one ?

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