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10-12-2011, 08:27 AM

WTF.. Everyone has their problems though.

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10-12-2011, 08:29 AM

I hate it when I poop and I'm not at work; I feel like I'm wasting money.

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10-12-2011, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by 0 GT 2 View Post

I hate it when I poop and I'm not at work; I feel like I'm wasting money.

LOL wow

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#19

10-12-2011, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by aCid View Post

I get this problem when I'm about to rub one out. Got my junk out and ready to roll then BOOM it hits me, gotta take a dump almost every time before I crank one out. And no I don't stick anything in my ass.

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10-12-2011, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by aCid View Post

I get this problem when I'm about to rub one out. Got my junk out and ready to roll then BOOM it hits me, gotta take a dump almost every time before I crank one out. And no I don't stick anything in my ass.

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#21

10-12-2011, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by 0 GT 2 View Post

I hate it when I poop and I'm not at work; I feel like I'm wasting money.

I got my schedule down that during the week I get paid to leave a shit.

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#22

10-12-2011, 08:44 AM

Eat your food on the shitter. Problem solved. No biggie.

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#23

10-12-2011, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by bonnie&clyde View Post

You sit down, got your food all nice and warm, hands are all clean and then it hits you....Fuck now you have to pee or take a dump, you take a couple of bites trying to fight thru it but you can't, ahhhhh this shit happens to me all the time.

Sounds like a conditioned response.

Originally posted by 0 GT 2 View Post

I hate it when I poop and I'm not at work; I feel like I'm wasting money.

This...

Originally posted by FATHERFORD View Post

I got my schedule down that during the week I get paid to leave a shit.

...and this.
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#24

10-12-2011, 08:59 AM

If it happens all the time, just unload before you eat. It's all about timing. Or, just shit your pants while you eat. Talk about clearing out a restaurant.
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10-12-2011, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by The Geofster View Post

Eat your food on the shitter. Problem solved. No biggie.

Always wondered if people actually do that. Disgusting

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#26

10-12-2011, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post

Always wondered if people actually do that. Disgusting

Ummmmmm........ I do this all the time!!!!!

Out with the old in with the new!

And blumpkins are awesome also, not down with the blumpkina though.

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10-12-2011, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by vadertt View Post

Ummmmmm........ I do this all the time!!!!!

Out with the old in with the new!

And blumpkins are awesome also, not down with the blumpkina though.

LMFAO. Fuck that shit is nasty, a fucking blumpkin ROFL, hell mutha fkn no!!!!!

Blumpkina..going down on a chick while she shits??? or a typo..

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10-12-2011, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Junioropolous07 View Post

LMFAO. Fuck that shit is nasty, a fucking blumpkin ROFL, hell mutha fkn no!!!!!

Blumpkina..going down on a chick while she shits??? or a typo..

1st one.

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#29

10-12-2011, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by The Geofster View Post

Eat your food on the shitter. Problem solved. No biggie.

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#30

10-12-2011, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by vadertt View Post

1st one.

I couldn't imagine that..then again..shitting feels pretty good, and so do bj's..HAHAHAAH

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