dont you hate it when

[bonnie&clyde]

You sit down, got your food all nice and warm, hands are all clean and then it hits you....Fuck now you have to pee or take a dump, you take a couple of bites trying to fight thru it but you can't, ahhhhh this shit happens to me all the time.

[Denny]

Nope... can't say that is anything of a regular occurrence.

[KBScobravert]

My shits usually hit me after I have eaten and before the check comes.

[jdgregory84]

I hate when I have to take a shit at a bar.

[2011GT]

My shits usually hit me after I have eaten and before the check comes.

I see what you did there. LOL

[lincolnboy]

I hate when I have to take a shit at a bar.

I know huh! I hate it more when there are no door to the shitters.

[V8tt]

I know huh! I hate it more when there are no door to the shitters.

Those are called urinals and you aren't supposed to shit in them.

[junior]

Those are called urinals and you aren't supposed to shit in them.

Lmao good one!!

[mstng86]

I hate getting about 3 or 4 bites into a meal and having to take a dump. Happens all the time for me.

[helosailor]

Those are called urinals and you aren't supposed to shit in them.

And don't eat the big, white mint!

[Unicorn Jeff]

I get this problem when I'm about to rub one out. Got my junk out and ready to roll then BOOM it hits me, gotta take a dump almost every time before I crank one out. And no I don't stick anything in my ass.

[forbes]

I get this problem when I'm about to rub one out. Got my junk out and ready to roll then BOOM it hits me, gotta take a dump almost every time before I crank one out. And no I don't stick anything in my ass.

so you jerk off and shit?

[Mike]

so you jerk off and shit?

That's the best way!

[Unicorn Jeff]

so you jerk off and shit?

Would that be considered a "Jerklum?" And I haven't tried that yet, and probably never will.

[lincolnboy]

Dutch rudder.