Fuck colonoscopies.

[CRASH]

I heard they blow your asshole up the size of a watermelon once the camera is in there! Enjoy!

Asshole ! LOL !

It's called Go-Lytely and you drink 1.5 - 2Gal. Bowel prep is a bitch I bet.

The shit I had was Nu-Lytely, but I'm sure it's basically the same thing.

Gawd damned, after reading these stories, I think I'm going the Gerbal route, when that time comes.



David

I don't know that the gerbil route would be any better ! Let's us know how that goes for you ! Hahaha !!

-Aaron

[Stunter Bob]

Exit only sorry, not lettin no doc check out my insides from that entry point.

[03trubluGT]

Exit only sorry, not lettin no doc check out my insides from that entry point.

You start having fissures, polyps, or have any sign of colon cancer and I'll bet you sign right up.

That is me being serious. When your asshole stops working, you realize how necessary it is....

[cobrajet69]

I don't know that the gerbil route would be any better ! Let's us know how that goes for you ! Hahaha !!

-Aaron

Matt swears by them. He says he has one once a week.


David

[cobrajet69]

You start having fissures, polyps, or have any sign of colon cancer and I'll bet you sign right up.

That is me being serious. When your asshole stops working, you realize how necessary it is....

When my asshole stopped working, I kicked her ass out and divorced her.


David

[03trubluGT]

Matt swears by them. He says he has one once a week.


David

My gerbil looks like this:

[turbostang]

damn, what a shitty subject.

Good luck Aaron.


On a side note, I'm sure I'll have to do this at some point in my life. I can only hope the doctor has the not-so-fond memories I'd probably have as well..

This 'process' sounds a lot like when I had Chicken Express food poisoning. I haven't power-dumped that many times in my WHOLE life... much less in one evening.

[Gear_Jammer]

Ugh. Man I hate doing these damn colonoscopies. I guess it's more the prep than the actual scope, since they put you to sleep for the procedure. It's been several years since I've had one, and I pretty much remember it being this shitty (damn, I crack myself up sometimes !). This makes number 5.

Preach on!!! I had to have one 2 weeks ago, while at the same time the Dr. shoved a camera down my throat so that they could get a look from the top and from the bottom (pun intended). I've had quite a few myself. I had chronic diverticulitus from 2000 to 2002 and had to have a colon resection 2 days before Christmas in 2002 because they were afraid it was going to rupture. Now I have to go in every 5+ years and get another colonoscopy so that they can make sure everything is still okay. SUCKS!!!

[td4087]

Damn! And i thought kidney stones were painful. Not looking forward to this at all.

[beaner72]

<-------speechless.....

All Us Guys Have to cross that bridge down the road.........

Have the DR. put his/her finger in your ....well, ya know.....

ahhhh. now i see what youve been doin on friday mornings.

All that bullshit bout how you finally found the one.

[Sean88gt]

My gerbil looks like this:

I thought you said it looked like this?

[8mpg]

Just sayin...

While bodyscans can be helpful...its not the same as the camera.

[CRASH]

Well, I'm still alive ! The doc said this one looked better than the last one I had, so that's good. Just have to wait to hear back from them and see if I need to start taking a mild anti-inflammatory again every day.

Went and got some lemon pepper grilled chicken and mashed potatoes from Cheddar's and HOT DAMN it was good !!

-Aaron

[Sean88gt]

Well, I'm still alive ! The doc said this one looked better than the last one I had, so that's good. Just have to wait to hear back from them and see if I need to start taking a mild anti-inflammatory again every day.

Went and got some lemon pepper grilled chicken and mashed potatoes from Cheddar's and HOT DAMN it was good !!

-Aaron

You were inflamed during this?

[03trubluGT]

You were inflamed during this?

You try going through this!!!