Fuck colonoscopies.

[cobrajet69]

LMAO ! You fucking guys never cease to crack me up.



David, how old are you ? Sean, Denny, have you guys had a colonoscopy ?

LOL @ the "dookieotomy" comment. Dammit, I'm going to try to go to bed. Hopefully I don't shit myself in the middle of the night ! HAHA !

-Aaron

Seriously man, kuddos for getting it done. I just turned 51 today and haven't had one yet.

Good luck bro.


David

[CRASH]

Seriously man, kuddos for getting it done. I just turned 51 today and haven't had one yet.

Good luck bro.


David

Happy Birthday then, ya old fucker ! HAHA !

Well, with my Crohn's disease, I don't really have a choice. This will be the 5th one I've had since finding out I had it when I was 16......and I'll be 30 in a couple weeks.

-Aaron

[cobrajet69]

Careful old man...

I had one done by what I thought was a doctor, but it ended up being some smartass that stayed at a holiday inn

Gawd damned Sean, I'm fukn crying over here, and it's not just the scotch.

You called?

Yessir, but Sean is hitting DH this week, so hit him up. And don't be gentle (use the fat finger).


David

[Sean88gt]

Gawd damned Sean, I'm fukn crying over here, and it's not just the scotch.

So did I

Yessir, but Sean is hitting DH this week, so hit him up. And don't be gentle (use the fat finger).


David

Trying to make me blow my load? That would just make everyone uncomfortable.

[cobrajet69]

Eh, I'm sure Dr Dave's used to it by now.

Go for it, don't be a pussy.


David

[Nate]

What clinic and where is your biopsy being sent? If you can request what lab your biopsy gets sent to, request caris life sciences. Some of the best gastro intestinal pathologists in the world.

[cobrajet69]

What clinic and where is your biopsy being sent? If you can request what lab your biopsy gets sent to, request caris life sciences. Some of the best gastro intestinal pathologists in the world.

How in the hell do you know that? I thought you pimped electricity. Career change?

Oh, and noted for future references.


David

[03trubluGT]

Been there done that. There is nothing like pissing chicken broth out your butthole knowing you can't have solid food.

At least you aren't going the cheap route and having a gerbil with a helmet cam doing the procedure.

[71chevellejohn]

Careful old man...

I had one done by what I thought was a doctor, but it ended up being some smartass that stayed at a holiday inn

Should have known better when he lit candles and opened a bottle of red...

[cobrajet69]

Been there done that. There is nothing like pissing chicken broth out your butthole knowing you can't have solid food.

At least you aren't going the cheap route and having a gerbil with a helmet cam doing the procedure.

LMAO

Speaking from experience there Matt?


David

[Nate]

How in the hell do you know that? I thought you pimped electricity. Career change?

Oh, and noted for future references.


David

Been out of the electric biz since march.

If it goes to Caris I can guarantee it gets on the desk of a world renowned pathologist ;-)

[Sean88gt]

Should have known better when he lit candles and opened a bottle of red...

I believe I told him that although the kisses on the back of neck were a nice touch, it made me somewhat uncomfortable. But, no polyps!

[Tx Redneck]

Just sayin...

[LS1Goat]

Good luck tomorrow.

[Old Man]

Been there done that. There is nothing like pissing chicken broth out your butthole knowing you can't have solid food.

At least you aren't going the cheap route and having a gerbil with a helmet cam doing the procedure.

OMG I almost shot mountain dew out of nose, that's freakin hilarious, what a visual. I'm 52, had one several years ago. I woke up in the middle of the procedure laying on my side looking at this big screen goin what the hell is that then I realized what it was, kinda cool in a way, Lol. In recovery they say your bowel is full of air so we want you to rip the biggest fart ever, lol.