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This prep shit (pun intended) is the most pain in the ass (see what I did there ?) stuff EVAR !!!
As if not being able to eat anything at all today was bad enough, I had to look forward to sitting here all fucking night dealing with this crap.
"Here, let me give you this gallon of goop to drink and let you be tortured by sitting on the shitter for 4 God Damned hours while pissing out your asshole. Thank you. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to need $900 from you when you come in tomorrow."
Yeah, FUCK YOU !
Ugh. Man I hate doing these damn colonoscopies. I guess it's more the prep than the actual scope, since they put you to sleep for the procedure. It's been several years since I've had one, and I pretty much remember it being this shitty (damn, I crack myself up sometimes !). This makes number 5.
Anyway, at least I'll be off work tomorrow. Bet your ass when I wake up from the anesthesia I'm getting something reaaallllllly good to eat for lunch though !! I'm freakin' starving ! Suck thing is though, I have to work 9a-12p on Saturday.
Ok, ok, I'll stop my crying and whining now.
-Aaron
As if not being able to eat anything at all today was bad enough, I had to look forward to sitting here all fucking night dealing with this crap.
"Here, let me give you this gallon of goop to drink and let you be tortured by sitting on the shitter for 4 God Damned hours while pissing out your asshole. Thank you. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to need $900 from you when you come in tomorrow."
Yeah, FUCK YOU !
Ugh. Man I hate doing these damn colonoscopies. I guess it's more the prep than the actual scope, since they put you to sleep for the procedure. It's been several years since I've had one, and I pretty much remember it being this shitty (damn, I crack myself up sometimes !). This makes number 5.
Anyway, at least I'll be off work tomorrow. Bet your ass when I wake up from the anesthesia I'm getting something reaaallllllly good to eat for lunch though !! I'm freakin' starving ! Suck thing is though, I have to work 9a-12p on Saturday.
Ok, ok, I'll stop my crying and whining now.
-Aaron
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