So I'm sitting here at my desk reading dfwm

[idrivea4banger]

lucky it wasn't a RAT!!! they scare me. rather deal with a crocodile or tiger.

When the fuck would you ever deal with a croc or liger?

[scootro]

Tony Montana: I bury those cockroaches!

[OreoStang]

Surprised you didn't blow that fucker up with a grenade.

Only real way to do it.

[soap]

When the fuck would you ever deal with a croc or liger?

rather deal with zombies then

[03trubluGT]

It was probably just a large water bug. They are commonly mistaken for cockroaches:

http://www.eduwebs.org/bugs/giant_water_bug.htm

When I was stationed in Gitmo, we had the huge 2" plus variety. I was taking some laundry down to the laundry room and a big one was at the door. I stepped on it, and when I removed my foot, it looked up at me, flipped me off, and ran away...

[talisman]

lmgdao

[Stephen]

But the real question is... Did you scream like a school girl?

[Reefer Rae]

Fuckin great! I have coffee in my sinuses , and I can't kill the image in my head of CJ unloading 2 .45's into a shirt on his floor . Lmao

[TEAMJACOB]

It'll buff out

[stephen4785]

I kept waking up one night becasue my face was itching. I thought my wife was messin with me until I slap my own face and crushed a roach. It was awful. I had to get up and go take a shower at 3-4am.

[Reefer Rae]

I used the remote to turn on the ceiling fan at the lease one night and it rained down spiders on the bed ! I almost burnt the fuckin place to the ground ! I can totally relate to CJ almost beating himself to death tryin to kill it !

[4bangen]

It was probably just a large water bug. They are commonly mistaken for cockroaches:

http://www.eduwebs.org/bugs/giant_water_bug.htm

When I was stationed in Gitmo, we had the huge 2" plus variety. I was taking some laundry down to the laundry room and a big one was at the door. I stepped on it, and when I removed my foot, it looked up at me, flipped me off, and ran away...

Damn it man, I as going to have a peaceful dream about zombies tonight, but thanks to you I'm going to have nightmares about those!

[Lason]

I have read this post no less than three times today here at work and everytime I crack up out loud.

[momo]

lmfao!

that was just training man... one day you're going to be in your underground bunker and the zombies will be right above you and this incident will repeat itself.

[appelingogt]

dont lie dude...you did this