So I'm sitting here at my desk reading dfwm

[Scott Mc]

When i was 12 at camp i felt a pinch that woke me up. So I opened my sleeping bag to see what it was. Well i discovered a 4 inch wolfspider. I leveled that tent in a milisecond with my exit. Fuck spiders man.

n the fan spider i most likely would have burned it down, lol.

[tribaltalon]

Back in my skydiver days I stored massive amounts of ramen for the weeks when i didn't make any money jumping. Well one stormy weekend Im sitting at the table with my girlfriend eating and talking about how I should probably save money so we didnt have to eat ramen. Well we're halfway through our bowls and I look down at the bowl.....HUNDREDS of ants are floating. I look at my gf swallowing a big bite and go Oh....my fucking god. She looks down and immediately projectile vomited all over the table. I felt sick but fuck it ants are protein right? LOL. All of the packages of ramen had ants crawling around them so we had to throw it all away. Lol.

[Ratt]

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[Cobraman]

It was probably just a large water bug. They are commonly mistaken for cockroaches:

http://www.eduwebs.org/bugs/giant_water_bug.htm

When I was stationed in Gitmo, we had the huge 2" plus variety. I was taking some laundry down to the laundry room and a big one was at the door. I stepped on it, and when I removed my foot, it looked up at me, flipped me off, and ran away...

nahh. It was a texas rat snake.

[68RR]

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[VaderTT]