Reflecting on today.

[idrivea4banger]

I'm confused, we talking about actual floors now?? I'm having trouble fapping.

[stevo]

I don't like carpet

I have some floorwax and a power buffer if ya need.

Stevo

[YALE]

If you are older than 25 you are old to me =D

Life is about to start getting really disappointing for you, then.

[KBScobravert]

I was here. Who has the fucking cliff notes to this nonsense?

[idrivea4banger]

I was here. Who has the fucking cliff notes to this nonsense?

Osiris made a thread about nonsense. It didn't get locked like the others. Momentomoir doesn't know how to spell, she likes joysticks, she doesnt like Italian sausage, she puts Cortana to shame, I fapped a lot and someone needs new floors.

[krazy kris]

"therre bout to b fap juce errywerre"

[Denny]

Osiris made a thread about nonsense. It didn't get locked like the others. Momentomoir doesn't know how to spell, she likes joysticks, she doesnt like Italian sausage, she puts Cortana to shame, I fapped a lot and someone needs new floors.

You're out of your mind.

[idrivea4banger]

You're out of your mind.

Cortana didn't have big ol titties.

[Denny]

Cortana didn't have big ol titties.

Those milkers are headed south for the winter once she squeezes that puppy out.

[idrivea4banger]

Those milkers are headed south for the winter once she squeezes that puppy out.

Eh well, damn it. You sure know how to ruin a fapping session.

[Denny]

I wasn't even going to get into the hip widening that comes with a pregnancy.

[idrivea4banger]

I wasn't even going to get into the hip widening that comes with a pregnancy.

Please do, I'm intrigued now.

[Denny]

Please do, I'm intrigued now.

Here's a bit from Wiki:

Wide hips (in females)

Widening of the hip bones occurs as part of the female pubertal process, and estrogen (the predominant sex hormone in females) causes a widening of the pelvis as a part of sexual differentiation. Hence females generally have wider hips, permitting childbirth. Because the female pelvis is flatter, more rounded and proportionally larger, the head of the fetus may pass during childbirth. The sacrum in females is shorter and wider, and also directed more toward the rear (see image). This sometimes affects their walking style, resulting in hip sway; The upper limb in females have an outward angulation (carrying angle) at elbow level to accommodate the wider pelvis. After puberty, female hips are generally wider than female shoulders; males exhibit the opposite configuration. But not everyone follows this stereotypical pattern of secondary sex characteristics. Both male and female hormones are present in the human body, and though only one of them is predominant in an adult, the other hormone has effects on body's shape to some extent.

[idrivea4banger]

Here's a bit from Wiki:

So the opening entry gets wider. Falcon punch ftw!!

[Denny]

LOL... you'd probably sniff her seat if she let you!