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  • Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
    Do you like other women? I have a thing for watching a couple of preggos fist each other.
    fourfingersandathumbPete?
    Men have become the tools of their tools.
    -Henry David Thoreau

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    • Originally posted by talisman View Post
      Fisting a preggo is all fun and games until you accidentally choke out the fetus.
      Why? That's when I usually hand them an $800 bill and a lollipop.

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        • Originally posted by talisman View Post
          Fisting a preggo is all fun and games until you accidentally choke out the fetus.
          Got to keep the fist closed... the baby's skull is stronger than you think.
          www.dfwdirtriders.com

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          • Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
            I happen to agree with Adam. Fisting preggos sounds like fun. Besides, He could be bored on the shitter and felt like checking in.
            If you're in CO, and doing it right, you should be well beyond cell coverage.
            Originally posted by BradM
            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
            Originally posted by Leah
            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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            • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
              If you're in CO, and doing it right, you should be well beyond cell coverage.
              Ah! I see, said the blind man.

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              • Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
                I happen to agree with Adam. Fisting preggos sounds like fun. Besides, He could be bored on the shitter and felt like checking in.
                I figure it's getting them warmed up for the big day.


                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                If you're in CO, and doing it right, you should be well beyond cell coverage.
                Just rolled into Denver for a couple of days of couch surfing and a bit of mountain bike riding. Then off to Fruita!

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                • [QUOTE=ThreeFingerPete;434612]I figure it's getting them warmed up for the big day.
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                  Use olive oil for lube, and it's considered sound midwife practice.

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                  • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post


                    Use olive oil for lube, and it's considered sound midwife practice.
                    Noted...

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                    • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                      Use olive oil for lube, and it's considered sound midwife practice.
                      Just spitting on it gives it that personal touch.

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                      • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                        Use olive oil for lube, and it's considered sound midwife practice.


                        Do you still finger bang Robert while giving him a blow job?

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                        • Originally posted by Denny View Post
                          Just spitting on it gives it that personal touch.
                          I prefer to snort ground pepper and repeatedly power-sneeze on my fist.
                          Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                          I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                          Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                          Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                          dont downshift!!
                          Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                          • Originally posted by Mike View Post
                            Do you still finger bang Robert while your giving him a blow job?

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                            • Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                              I prefer to snort ground pepper and repeatedly power-sneeze on my fist.
                              I save the pepper for when I'm balls deep. Throw it in her face and her hole decreases in years- 27 to 12 with one sneeze.

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                              • Originally posted by Mike View Post
                                Do you still finger bang Robert while giving him a blow job?
                                Damn!! You got to it before me.

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