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  • Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
    "you're"
    Too slow.


    Originally posted by Muffmaster
    Damn!! You got to it before me.

    Indeed

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    • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
      Use olive oil for lube, and it's considered sound midwife practice.
      I like fat girls, so I use crisco. They're used to it.

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      • Originally posted by Mike View Post
        Too slow.





        Indeed


        Blast!!!

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        • I'm still laughing at the Young Wang watermark.

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          • Originally posted by Denny View Post
            I save the pepper for when I'm balls deep. Throw it in her face and her hole decreases in years- 27 to 12 with one sneeze.
            it's like a "my perfect girlfriend" time warp for ya, back to 4 years ago!
            Originally posted by PGreenCobra
            I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
            Originally posted by Trip McNeely
            Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
            dont downshift!!
            Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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            • Originally posted by Denny View Post
              I save the pepper for when I'm balls deep. Throw it in her face and her hole decreases in years- 27 to 12 with one sneeze.
              Lol. This would work

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              • Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
                I like fat girls, so I use crisco. They're used to it.
                most of em sweat so much, you don't need lube

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                • Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                  most of em sweat so much, you don't need lube
                  You still do when you force them to stand on their head.

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                  • Originally posted by Denny View Post
                    You still do when you force them to stand on their head.
                    Unless their head is in the toilet, then all the splashing around keeps the room moist

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                    • Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                      I prefer to snort ground pepper and repeatedly power-sneeze on my fist.
                      Originally posted by Denny View Post
                      I save the pepper for when I'm balls deep. Throw it in her face and her hole decreases in years- 27 to 12 with one sneeze.
                      Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
                      I like fat girls, so I use crisco. They're used to it.
                      Just wow...LMAO
                      Token Split Tail

                      Originally posted by slow99
                      Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                      Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                      You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                      • Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                        Unless their head is in the toilet, then all the splashing around keeps the room moist
                        Now I'm all hot and bothered... BRB

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                        • Originally posted by Leah View Post
                          Just wow...LMAO
                          What? I'm resourceful.
                          Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                          I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                          Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                          Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                          dont downshift!!
                          Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                          • Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                            What? I'm resourceful.
                            She is saying wow because she didn't think Chili would give up all their secrets to you guys.

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                            • Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                              She is saying wow because she didn't think Chili would give up all their secrets to you guys.
                              Haha, I do my kegels and I've never popped a baby out of there, so I'm good.
                              Token Split Tail

                              Originally posted by slow99
                              Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                              Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                              You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                              • Originally posted by Leah View Post
                                Haha, I do my kegels and I've never popped a baby out of there, so I'm good.
                                How many reps a day? Do you try any negatives while spreading the hole with fingers? It's not just about the flex, but the hold as well.

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