Married - and now divorcing.

[racrguy]

Don't forget to stop all direct deposits, cancel all credit cards that you're on, and clean out the bank account before she gets to.

[talisman]

You've convinced me a divorce is the only logical solution to the problems I don't even have.
Can you draw the papers up?

You can print the forms yourself off your county website, including one that says you can't afford it, which will make the entire thing only cost $50. This is if she doesn't contest anything, of course.


OP, don't hire a lawyer if you can avoid it. Complete waste of money, especially since you don't have kids.

[mustangguy289]

Just like how the king was depressed but he got a new boyfriend and moved to oaklawn and is "gay" as can be

Whatever floats his boat.

[talisman]

Don't forget to stop all direct deposits, cancel all credit cards that you're on, and clean out the bank account before she gets to.

Yep, cancel any insurance that is in both your names, utilities, etc. I had a nice 20k warchest tucked away and cut bills almost immediately by $700 a month when I was informed my services were no longer required. It was nice to have that there in case things got nasty(luckily they didn't).

[The King]

Just like how the king was depressed but he got a new boyfriend and moved to oaklawn and is "gay" as can be

Dumbfuck twilite fag must be missing her rump ranger buddy. Did your husband dump you yet again, twilite fairy?

[TEAMJACOB]

You can print the forms yourself off your county website, including one that says you can't afford it, which will make the entire thing only cost $50. This is if she doesn't contest anything, of course.


OP, don't hire a lawyer if you can avoid it. Complete waste of money, especially since you don't have kids.

Did mine for $6. The cost of copies at the law library. Didn't spend another dime.

[TEAMJACOB]

What tha hell is the king saying now? He's on the ol ignore list. If it was "hey thanks my well endowed boyfriend is just a sweet as his tight little pooper" then good for him I guess

[Vertnut]

I've been very happily married a long time (probably as long as anyone else on this board) and nobody will likely pay attention to my advice, but here goes. If I found out my wife lied about being out of town and was in a motel with another guy, they might as well be fucking their brains out, cuz it wont matter to me. She's gone. Thirty-plus years...G-O-N-E. Would it hurt? Yeah. Would I get over it? Yeah.

[mustang_revival]

I saw a divorce kit at office depot for 30-50 bucks.. just fyi

[mustangguy289]

What tha hell is the king saying now? He's on the ol ignore list. If it was "hey thanks my well endowed boyfriend is just a sweet as his tight little pooper" then good for him I guess

Dude, you got to get over him leaving you.

[OrangeChevyII]

You should donkey punch her.

[TEAMJACOB]

Dude, you got to get over him leaving you.

You want me to get the talis paddle! He sure shut you the fuck up last time

[Juiced4v]

Thats why you can never trush women....

[Rreemo]

Thats why you can never trush women....

But you can crush em...

[Kurtie]

Find solace in the fact that it sounds like you're the best she'll ever have. Take all that effort you were willing to put forth and find someone who is willing to do the same. In the mean time you got a wedding band and a sob story to use on a long line of skirts.