Married - and now divorcing.

[TEAMJACOB]

Dude, you got to get over him leaving you.

You want me to get the talis paddle! He sure shut you the fuck up last time

[OrangeChevyII]

You should donkey punch her.

[mustangguy289]

What tha hell is the king saying now? He's on the ol ignore list. If it was "hey thanks my well endowed boyfriend is just a sweet as his tight little pooper" then good for him I guess

Dude, you got to get over him leaving you.

[mustang_revival]

I saw a divorce kit at office depot for 30-50 bucks.. just fyi

[Vertnut]

I've been very happily married a long time (probably as long as anyone else on this board) and nobody will likely pay attention to my advice, but here goes. If I found out my wife lied about being out of town and was in a motel with another guy, they might as well be fucking their brains out, cuz it wont matter to me. She's gone. Thirty-plus years...G-O-N-E. Would it hurt? Yeah. Would I get over it? Yeah.

[TEAMJACOB]

What tha hell is the king saying now? He's on the ol ignore list. If it was "hey thanks my well endowed boyfriend is just a sweet as his tight little pooper" then good for him I guess

[TEAMJACOB]

You can print the forms yourself off your county website, including one that says you can't afford it, which will make the entire thing only cost $50. This is if she doesn't contest anything, of course.


OP, don't hire a lawyer if you can avoid it. Complete waste of money, especially since you don't have kids.

Did mine for $6. The cost of copies at the law library. Didn't spend another dime.

[The King]

Just like how the king was depressed but he got a new boyfriend and moved to oaklawn and is "gay" as can be

Dumbfuck twilite fag must be missing her rump ranger buddy. Did your husband dump you yet again, twilite fairy?

Don't forget to stop all direct deposits, cancel all credit cards that you're on, and clean out the bank account before she gets to.

Yep, cancel any insurance that is in both your names, utilities, etc. I had a nice 20k warchest tucked away and cut bills almost immediately by $700 a month when I was informed my services were no longer required. It was nice to have that there in case things got nasty(luckily they didn't).

[mustangguy289]

Just like how the king was depressed but he got a new boyfriend and moved to oaklawn and is "gay" as can be

Whatever floats his boat.

You've convinced me a divorce is the only logical solution to the problems I don't even have.
Can you draw the papers up?

You can print the forms yourself off your county website, including one that says you can't afford it, which will make the entire thing only cost $50. This is if she doesn't contest anything, of course.


OP, don't hire a lawyer if you can avoid it. Complete waste of money, especially since you don't have kids.

[racrguy]

Don't forget to stop all direct deposits, cancel all credit cards that you're on, and clean out the bank account before she gets to.

[Broncojohnny]

The wondering won't ever stop. You could stand around trying to figure out what the hell happened, try to convince yourself it wasn't your fault(and it probably wasn't)and find some meaning in it all, or you could just realize that women lack both logic and sanity, then turn around and walk away and leaving the pieces on the fucking floor. Welcome to having money again. It sucks, but it isn't nearly as bad as you think. Go read my Roadtrip thread if you want proof.

And go get your balls blown off by some dirty whore.

[TEAMJACOB]

I love how people try to fix problems with medications and it makes them worse off. Depression is a real thing... find out what depresses you about your life and change that. If that means a new job, a new place to live, a new gf/bf/ etc then do it. Instead, we just go get medicine and continue doing what made us depressed in the first place.

Just like how the king was depressed but he got a new boyfriend and moved to oaklawn and is "gay" as can be

[Mike]

The wondering won't ever stop. You could stand around trying to figure out what the hell happened, try to convince yourself it wasn't your fault(and it probably wasn't)and find some meaning in it all, or you could just realize that women lack both logic and sanity, then turn around and walk away and leaving the pieces on the fucking floor. Welcome to having money again. It sucks, but it isn't nearly as bad as you think. Go read my Roadtrip thread if you want proof.

You've convinced me a divorce is the only logical solution to the problems I don't even have.
Can you draw the papers up?