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  • Funny CL ad, kinda feel sorry for the guy

    Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

    Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."

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    Looking for an Axle-back Flowmaster Hushpower kit, and have an ex wife I am willing to trade for it:

    If you have good friends that need to get laid, this is truly the deal for you, my friend. She's easy on the eyes, and on her knees. She's into long distance relationships, especially the secretive ones on the side. You don't have to worry about going to therapy to try to work things out, she'll leave you before that. If your friends are struggling to find a job, can't get through college algebra in three tries, or serve in the military, then this deal is getting too good to pass up!

    Note, item requested is for a 2011-2012 Mustang: item offered is a 1985 model with very little hail damage visible. Headlights are larger, but aren't sagging too bad at this point.



    That was funny!
    Last edited by slow84lx; 10-01-2011, 07:27 PM.

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    • #3
      Lmao

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      • #4
        26 year old (if my drunken math) slut for trade for and an exhaust.

        Can I lease with the option to buy?

        Stevo
        Originally posted by SSMAN
        ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by stevo View Post
          26 year old (if my drunken math) slut for trade for and an exhaust.

          Can I lease with the option to buy?

          Stevo

          No need to rent the cow if the milk is free!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by slow84lx View Post
            No need to rent the cow if the milk is free!
            You don't pay for the milk, you pay the cow to leave after you milk that bitch.

            Stevo
            Originally posted by SSMAN
            ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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            • #7
              Reply to the ad with a "Tits or GTFO"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                Reply to the ad with a "Tits or GTFO"
                /thread
                Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

                Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."

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                • #9
                  anyone email for pics of the ex?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                    anyone email for pics of the ex?
                    Just did.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Buick355 View Post
                      Just did.
                      Solid

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                      • #12
                        Lolz headlights aren't sagging
                        Don't Mess With Texas.

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                        • #13
                          Post up the pics
                          99 Mustang Project JSTA2V
                          going from really slow to just alittle slow



                          2013 Focus ST the daily cruising the 4 banger

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