proper way to let someone down

[Treasure Chest]

we were at my house, she would have stolen from me!

You never use you real name and you never bring them home. Those are the kinda girls you screw in the bathroom or in the back of a Volkswagen.

[DON SVO]

Honestly... There's no emotional ties.

If she was a decent fuck, then I would let her know you had a good time but in the middle of a horrible break up/got a GF/working out of town a lot etc. basically dumping the 'I wanted pussy and got it, I don't want to deal with you on a regular basis' manuscript in her worn-out lap. At least this way she can be a willing name with an asterisk beside it for drunk dial purposes.

If she was a lazy fuck and doesn't make the cut, who cares about feelings. One sentence...

"I'm sorry about last night, it was a blindingly drunken mistake and I thought you were someone else"

That usually illicits a no-mas contact policy.

[Rreemo]

More White than Hispanic.

...so does that mean she made you a sangwich afterward....instead of a taco?

[bcoop]

Those are the kinda girls you screw in the bathroom or in the back of a Volkswagen.

You leave Hollywood out of this.

[Big A]

Honestly... There's no emotional ties.

If she was a decent fuck, then I would let her know you had a good time but in the middle of a horrible break up/got a GF/working out of town a lot etc. basically dumping the 'I wanted pussy and got it, I don't want to deal with you on a regular basis' manuscript in her worn-out lap. At least this way she can be a willing name with an asterisk beside it for drunk dial purposes.

If she was a lazy fuck and doesn't make the cut, who cares about feelings. One sentence...

"I'm sorry about last night, it was a blindingly drunken mistake and I thought you were someone else"

That usually illicits a no-mas contact policy.

Why lie though? Honesty is the best policy IMO. Don't respond (which says "leave me the fuck alone" to the sane), or reply giving the crazy bitch hope that you aren't done.

I'll say again, the best good bye is no good bye.

[Real Estate Nate]

You probably gave her the wrong idea by cumming inside of her instead of pulling it out and shooting your load all over her face.

[tribaltalon]

That's why you act like a total Dick after you get yours, then they get pissed and never contact you again. Duh. But get noodz first since you are still talking to her.

[helosailor]

Whether by text or in a phone call..."I'm sorry, which one are you again?"

[Leah]

Whether by text or in a phone call..."I'm sorry, which one are you again?"

Winner!

[Nash B.]

my friend

he told me, "your welcome" after I asked.

Haha, what a pal!

That's why you act like a total Dick after you get yours, then they get pissed and never contact you again. Duh.

This never works.

[stevo]

Just be prepard next month when she texts you with something important.

Lol.

Stevo

[CJ-95GT]

Show her your crazy side! Pull up to a store and tell her your gonna rob it. Buy some beer and come out running.

Option 2: Tell her you want to try a threesome with her and your best friend. I'll pm you my number if she goes for it.

[jefehbk]

who doesn't, this is texas.

and I highly doubt she would remember, maybe she would but I highly doubt it. just how much do you remember from a night out drinking?

You should subscribe to the G.O.-G.O.-G.O. philosophy and explain it to her the next day when kicking her azz out for not making you breakfast.

[Nash B.]

Option 2: Tell her you want to try a threesome with her and your best friend. I'll pm you my number if she goes for it.

This can't hurt.

[lincolnboy]

Just ask her if she want pizza and sex.