500 man elite unit

[Blakeski]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.1.The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over with by Monday.

[OreoStang]

I like it

[tribaltalon]

R


i think i remember reading this in a chain mail post like... 10 years ago

[Silverback]

don't we have a joke forum?

[DON SVO]

http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15887

aaaaaaaaaaand again...

[Skidmark]

Man, that pic of the dog had me laughing...

[Nash B.]

Cannibal rednecks, or redneck cannibals?

[Sgt Beavis]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.1.The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over with by Monday.

Gee, that was only written a little less than 10 years ago.

[Blakeski]

Hey I have never heard it before and just thought I would share.

[Blakeski]

don't we have a joke forum?

We DID back in Canada...

[71chevellejohn]

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[mstng86]

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