Fess up, who writes love notes/poems/txts to your gf/wife

[Kyle]

I wouldn't say romantic text, but I send "thinking of you" type texts occasionally. Also, I send them bc I want to.

Usually during the day she is in school or clinicals/internship so she won't get my text til a break or when she leaves for the day. A lot of times it's the end of the day after a long shift, so I think she appreciates a nice message*.



*And by "message" I mean a picture of my hhhhuuuuuuggggggeeeeeeee** cock.

** And by "hhhhuuuuuuggggggeeeeeeee" I mean tiny.



JK... I think! Anyways...

[racrguy]

This is another link in the chain of odd behavior that makes me think the end is nigh....Hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, fires, my ex making a child support payment, Brent being fuzzy and sweet....

LOL Ernie Hudson is in the background like "RG, mayor."

[Mysticcobrakilla]

My wife would report my phone stolen.

Lmmfao!

One of my co workers that is also a good friend, sent some sappy horse shit to my girl from my phone. The reply was "Aaron, please give back the phone".

[ceyko]

I do it about once every 10 years. I did it during year one and am about 2 years behind now, so I've done it once.

[Saleen781]

I have an automatic love text generator that I use on my wife. Since I started using it, my quality of life has increase substantially. She thinks I'm an amazing romantic now.

But outside of that, my wife has a grocery list she leaves on the fridge. I always like writing ridiculous shit on it. In between eggs and taco seasoning she is bound to find such things as "Thai hooker", "Optimus Prime Rib", "Duct Tape, Rope, Chloroform, Condoms, sharp knife, plastic bag" and then on a separate note - out of town for a few days. etc.. She doesn't think it's very funny, but I think it's hilarious and will never stop doing it.

LOL. I'm going to use this on my wife. she keeps a list on a dry erase board on the fridge.

[trblshooter]

Wait - so what ever happened with the deranged B&E husband?

Different subject...I was married for ten years before I turned into a man whore.

[fitzwell]

on a regular basis... Keeps her smiling.

[Taylor]

My wife would report my phone stolen.

Nice!

[cobrajet69]

Do ya do it because you want to? Or because you fear the repercussions if you dont?

I do it often, but for two reasons:
1) I'm madly in love with my wife and,
2) She's fucking HOT!



David

[Wicked98Snake]

I have an automatic love text generator that I use on my wife. Since I started using it, my quality of life has increase substantially. She thinks I'm an amazing romantic now.

But outside of that, my wife has a grocery list she leaves on the fridge. I always like writing ridiculous shit on it. In between eggs and taco seasoning she is bound to find such things as "Thai hooker", "Optimus Prime Rib", "Duct Tape, Rope, Chloroform, Condoms, sharp knife, plastic bag" and then on a separate note - out of town for a few days. etc.. She doesn't think it's very funny, but I think it's hilarious and will never stop doing it.

I do stuff like this mostly. Sometimes I'll draw perverted pics on the next few pages of her post-it's or just drop stupid little notes like "thinking about you right now and masturbating furiously!" in her purse or something. Sometimes I'll press my junk up against the mirror on the bathroom door and leave a imprint for her,LOL. We're not the romantic type really but just little crap to let them know you're thinking about them.

[inline 6]

2) She's fucking HOT!



David

prove it.

[Leah]

If, by love notes, you mean messages like "I'm going to come home and beat that shit like a screen door in a hurricane" then yeah.

Yeah, I get those.

My wife would report my phone stolen.

Bwahahaha!

All the time.

You're the first one I thought of. Tiff loves it-she brags about it all the time. Didn't know if you ever hear that feedback or not.

prove it.

Oh, she is-no need for him to prove it.


I send some to Chili ever so often. He will on occasion.

[Silverback]

I've never in my life been the romantic type. I'm more the abrasive, brash, jokester type. And the chicks dig it.

But recently, I've done a handful of the mushy, soft, type things, and I couldn't tell you why, as that's not me, and never has been. There is absolutely, positively, no logical, or sane reason for doing so. And even more insane, and illogical, I've enjoyed doing it. And to take it a step further, I don't even have a girlfriend! Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, which I'm foreign to.

trust me when I tell you, she prefers to be treated like a doormat

[bcoop]

trust me when I tell you, she prefers to be treated like a doormat

Lol. You know damn well I'm pretty good at that. But that's not going to go anywhere anyways, so it doesn't matter.

[GrayStangGT]