Fess up, who writes love notes/poems/txts to your gf/wife

[Treasure Chest]

Text from 10 min ago.
Her :hurry up and come home and bang me before I pass out
Me: headin home now, if u pass out we are going to fightg

True story so romantic

That's a ridiculous reason to fight. We have a "if you can get it up/get it wet in my sleep, you can take it," agreement in our relationship.

[Mike]

That's a ridiculous reason to fight. We have a "if you can get it up/get it wet in my sleep, you can take it," agreement in our relationship.

I'm so glad you guys finally agreed to that. I was starting to get bored sitting out there all night.

[TEAMJACOB]

Lol. I'll get it but its more of a "go ahead I guess" vs being all into it

[Steve]

That's a ridiculous reason to fight. We have a "if you can get it up/get it wet in my sleep, you can take it," agreement in our relationship.

True love. lol.

[Mr_Fiux]

I wrote my bitch a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets.

[71chevellejohn]

I wrote my bitch a sonnet. Bitches love sonnets.

[Treasure Chest]

I'm so glad you guys finally agreed to that. I was starting to get bored sitting out there all night.

LMAO, that's been the standing rule since day one. The fun nights are when we wake up having sex, and neither one was awake enough when it started to know who initiated it.

[71chevellejohn]

LMAO, that's been the standing rule since day one. The fun nights are when we wake up having sex, and neither one was awake enough when it started to know who initiated it.

If you'd like, I can review the video and let y'all know.

[Treasure Chest]

If you'd like, I can review the video and let y'all know.

That takes all of the fun out of the, "I woke up and you were stroking my cock," "I started stroking your cock when I woke up to you grinding on my leg," conversations.

[idrivea4banger]

That takes all of the fun out of the, "I woke up and you were stroking my cock," "I started stroking your cock when I woke up to you grinding on my leg," conversations.

Dear Penthouse.......

[32vfromhell]

[Treasure Chest]

Dear Penthouse.......

I never believed these stories were true, until last night....

[idrivea4banger]

I never believed these stories were true, until last night....

Oh damn, I need to change my shorts.

[bcoop]

I've never in my life been the romantic type. I'm more the abrasive, brash, jokester type. And the chicks dig it.

But recently, I've done a handful of the mushy, soft, type things, and I couldn't tell you why, as that's not me, and never has been. There is absolutely, positively, no logical, or sane reason for doing so. And even more insane, and illogical, I've enjoyed doing it. And to take it a step further, I don't even have a girlfriend! Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, which I'm foreign to.

[Treasure Chest]

I've never in my life been the romantic type. I'm more the abrasive, brash, jokester type. And the chicks dig it.

But recently, I've done a handful of the mushy, soft, type things, and I couldn't tell you why, as that's not me, and never has been. There is absolutely, positively, no logical, or sane reason for doing so. And even more insane, and illogical, I've enjoyed doing it. And to take it a step further, I don't even have a girlfriend! Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, which I'm foreign to.

This is another link in the chain of odd behavior that makes me think the end is nigh....Hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, fires, my ex making a child support payment, Brent being fuzzy and sweet....