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  • #16
    I wonder how many of your stories would change if we were having this conversation in person with the wives present? lmao!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Steve View Post
      I wonder how many of your stories would change if we were having this conversation in person with the wives present? lmao!
      not mine, she'll tell you she'd be worried if I did shit like that.

      But then again my chick is a bad bitch

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Steve View Post
        I wonder how many of your stories would change if we were having this conversation in person with the wives present? lmao!
        Not a single bit.

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        • #19
          All the time.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Silverback View Post
            not mine, she'll tell you she'd be worried if I did shit like that.

            But then again my chick is a bad bitch
            How many days until she's 21?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by jluv View Post
              All the time.
              yousa big black softie!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Mike View Post
                How many days until she's 21?
                14! It's almost time to trade her in, ask Denny!

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                • #23
                  Hey I wanna quickie.
                  Do you have time for my stiffy?
                  I'm so horny,
                  When I get home,
                  Ride me like a pony.
                  Can't wait for your poon.
                  See you at noon.



                  Something along those lines.
                  Originally posted by talisman
                  I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                  Originally posted by AdamLX
                  If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  Because fuck you, that's why
                  Originally posted by 80coupe
                  nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                  Originally posted by Rick Modena
                  ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                  Originally posted by Jester
                  Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                    14! It's almost time to trade her in, ask Denny!
                    You are a fucking rock star!



                    ^^Me sending Matt a "love note"

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by trblshooter View Post
                      I'm not qualified to comment here. All I can say is I did my best.
                      Wait - so what ever happened with the deranged B&E husband?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                        not mine, she'll tell you she'd be worried if I did shit like that.

                        But then again my chick is a bad bitch
                        Originally posted by talisman
                        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                        Originally posted by AdamLX
                        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                        Because fuck you, that's why
                        Originally posted by 80coupe
                        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                        Originally posted by Rick Modena
                        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                        Originally posted by Jester
                        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                        • #27
                          I have an automatic love text generator that I use on my wife. Since I started using it, my quality of life has increase substantially. She thinks I'm an amazing romantic now.

                          But outside of that, my wife has a grocery list she leaves on the fridge. I always like writing ridiculous shit on it. In between eggs and taco seasoning she is bound to find such things as "Thai hooker", "Optimus Prime Rib", "Duct Tape, Rope, Chloroform, Condoms, sharp knife, plastic bag" and then on a separate note - out of town for a few days. etc.. She doesn't think it's very funny, but I think it's hilarious and will never stop doing it.
                          "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                          "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                          • #28
                            Te quiero cojer vieja!

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                            • #29
                              Text from 10 min ago.
                              Her :hurry up and come home and bang me before I pass out
                              Me: headin home now, if u pass out we are going to fightg

                              True story so romantic

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
                                Text from 10 min ago.
                                Her :hurry up and come home and bang me before I pass out
                                Me: headin home now, if u pass out we are going to fightg

                                True story so romantic
                                Why the hell would her passing out keep you from banging her? Hell, I thought that was normal!

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