calling all dfwm doctors

[78X]

Lab results are in!

testosterone up to 208 which is good

Elevated thyroid
elevated blood sugar

whats the best way to get those two elevations down?

[Mike]

Were the able to pump the semen out of your stomach?
I heard the pizza boy really did a number on you.

[TEAMJACOB]

Lots and lots of butt sekz

[ELVIS]

do you still have your boobs, or you going all the way male?

god bless.

[UserX]

I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

I'll take a stab at #2... to reduce blood sugar, eat less sugar and carbs.

[mstng86]

Stop drinking alcohol and cokes.

half of your problem will be gone

[78X]

No stomach pump

full male with cock and balls

[Rick Modena]

No soft drinks of ANY kind (dont fall for the diet anything) beerz included.
Cut out all SUGAR, candy, cakes, syrup, etc.
Stop sucking cock...

[SMKR]

You have aids, sorry

[bcoop]

Shouldn't your doctor that called you with the results be able to answer those questions?

[Mike]

Shouldn't your doctor that called you with the results be able to answer those questions?

He probably forgot to tip.

[mstng86]

No soft drinks of ANY kind (dont fall for the diet anything) beerz included.
Cut out all SUGAR, candy, cakes, syrup, etc.
Stop sucking cock...

Don't forget all starchy, and high carb foods.

[davbrucas]

Lab results are in!

testosterone up to 208 which is good

Elevated thyroid
elevated blood sugar

whats the best way to get those two elevations down?

Post all the lab results. And a total testosterone of 208 is not good.

What were your LH/FSH?

[yellowstang]

No soft drinks of ANY kind (dont fall for the diet anything) beerz included.
Cut out all SUGAR, candy, cakes, syrup, etc.
Stop sucking cock...

High blood sugar is so much more than stopping sugar intake. Everything you eat turns into glucose, which raises blood sugar. Stop eating, your liver will release sugar cause it thinks your body needs energy...

Alcohol actually lowers your blood sugar, but it depends on what you drink. Diet coke and Rum = 0 carbs = no raise in blood sugar. It the carb's in beer, the mixers, etc that get ya.

[LS1Goat]

How about you post up the name of the Dr. office you went to, so that others can avoid it in the future. A competent medical practitioner doesn't call you with abnormal lab results and then hang up the phone without further consultation.

If you would like to see a real doctor, let me know and I can give you referrals.