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  • #31
    We got no food, no jobs our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

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    • #32
      A place where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano... I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

      I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes...

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      • #33
        I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day
        Originally posted by talisman
        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
        Originally posted by AdamLX
        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        Because fuck you, that's why
        Originally posted by 80coupe
        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
        Originally posted by Rick Modena
        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
        Originally posted by Jester
        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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        • #34
          Pullover!
          No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
          Yeah, killer boots man!

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          • #35
            Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

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            • #36
              I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing! Nada! Zip!

              Yeah! Unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.
              You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.

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              • #37
                Excuse me, Flo... what's the soup du jour?

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by chevyhater01 View Post
                  We got no food, no jobs our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
                  Best line! Lol.


                  I gotta pee!
                  Just go man, just go.
                  Ah it's soo warm.
                  2012 GT500

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                  • #39
                    JITB...15 minutes, Chuck? You there, Chuck?

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                    • #40
                      You mean to tell me you had two pairs of gloves this whole time!?!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Super Cubano View Post
                        You mean to tell me you had two pairs of gloves this whole time!?!
                        Ya! We're in the Rockies!

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                        • #42
                          I got worms.

                          Excuse me?

                          That's what were gonna call it.

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                          • #43
                            Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist's wit.
                            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                            • #44
                              And since this cant be typed out. lol.

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                              • #45
                                how about the part where the guy dies at the restaurant and when he noticed he was poisoned his last words were **gurgling** son of a bitch *gurgling* Loyd later says, "he blamed me, those were his last words"
                                .....bro....

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