front door kicked in

[Broncojohnny]

MOSSBERG makes ammo? Thought they were a firearm manufacturer

I don't think you guys are talking about the same thing, he is talking about some town up in Yankeeland, Moss Berg. I think it is in Vermont.

[HarrisonTX]

Do that to my house and eat moss

[Mike]

Probably where the trend came from.

[lowthreeohz]

How do you suppose they gained entry?

[71chevellejohn]

Dane Cook is the root of all evil.

[Mike]

How do you suppose they gained entry?

Probably through the chimney!

[Mike]

Dane Cook is the root of all evil.

He's probably a Braves fan too.

[71chevellejohn]

He's probably a Braves fan too.

So you mean he's not all bad?

[lowthreeohz]

Probably through the chimney!

Jesus, I hadn't even thought of that.

[Mike]

So you mean he's not all bad?

9-0

Jesus, I hadn't even thought of that.

It's the only logical answer.

[Silverback]

Jesus, I hadn't even thought of that.

That's because Jews don't believe in Santa!

[SS Junk]

You also gotta observate!

Perspectuate?

[lowthreeohz]

That's because Jews don't believe in Santa!

I'm not really a jew.. just jew-ish.

[GhostTX]

Bastards. Now you gotta fix/replace the door jam.

Had that happen to me, except it was thieves. Kid across the street saw the whole thing. Took them 3 kicks and the 3rd kick put the bastard on his ass. Luckily, the alarm scared 'em off. I was still out replacing the door jam and frame. Not to mention a big ol' boot imprint dented into my door.

[Silverback]

I'm not really a jew.. just jew-ish.

I wonder if we're related, I'm mostly druish