It's too damn nice outside

[Jasonone]

to be in here posting. Heading out to drive around.

[sosoe]

Sorry bro. This ain't FB..

[Trip McNeely]

shutup

[Jasonone]

I don't care what you think it isn't.

[Jasonone]

And we ain't bros, but there's a good chance I'm your dad.. heh heh

[Trip McNeely]

I thought you were leaving. GTFO.

[sosoe]

Ok holmes. Quit posting in here and go outside and drive around in you're van.

[Tx Redneck]

Ok holmes. Quit posting in here and go outside and drive around in you're van.

He's a van?

[sosoe]

Oopps. .posting via Mobile phone since Im outside and android word predict is on.

[Jasonone]

Wound up in a bar with this thing called a "phone". Its all the rage these days to have internet on these "phones". You can use the internet to check account balances, text your mom and respond to posts you wrote on a computer. Since the drive culminated in a few beers on a bar patio I felt the urge to check the internet on my "phone".

[Jasonone]

Holmes? Wtf talks like that?

[Trip McNeely]

Yeah I'm flying to Italy on my Gulfstream G5, just thought I'd check DFWMustangs myself. sweet.

[sosoe]

Haha ^^^

[Jasonone]

Ok?

[idrivea4banger]

I'm in my lambo posting on my diamond encrusted android while getting a blowjob from a supermodel who just snorted an 8-ball off my Gucci mirror.