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Wanted - Feline Exterminator (Poplar Bluff, MO)
Date: 2011-09-04, 6:32PM CDT
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Wanted - HITMAN
Looking for a large African American male with the composure to strategically eliminate a highly adorable, yet deadly cat. I have had plans to take a trip out of town for a few weeks now and I feel as if my cat has been plotting against me by leaving loads of his feces in the middle of doorways and laying in the middle of hallways when its dark, causing me to trip over him. My cat is trying to kill me. I dont want the neighborhood to think i am crazy for killing my cat, so i need someone to do it for me.
I am currently out of town on my trip, so you may call me at this number (772)-257-4501 ask for Rick.
Will pay with a $25 giftcard to KFC and 2 Canisters of Pre-Sweetened Kool-Aid.
Date: 2011-09-04, 6:32PM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
Wanted - HITMAN
Looking for a large African American male with the composure to strategically eliminate a highly adorable, yet deadly cat. I have had plans to take a trip out of town for a few weeks now and I feel as if my cat has been plotting against me by leaving loads of his feces in the middle of doorways and laying in the middle of hallways when its dark, causing me to trip over him. My cat is trying to kill me. I dont want the neighborhood to think i am crazy for killing my cat, so i need someone to do it for me.
I am currently out of town on my trip, so you may call me at this number (772)-257-4501 ask for Rick.
Will pay with a $25 giftcard to KFC and 2 Canisters of Pre-Sweetened Kool-Aid.
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