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  • #16
    Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
    Should it be February 14 instead?
    Fine with me!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Geor! View Post
      It's called the news, Julianna. I live in Denton, so I'm not elligible for the screenings, but I sure can stake that motherfucker out and pounce of some slutty strumpet as she's leaving. Console her, letting her know there's nothing to be worried about. Then telling her maybe a drink would relax her. Then after 3 drinks, it's head out in the alley of the dive bar we stopped in at and next thing you know, i'm plowing that bitch by a dumpster.

      You might want to get 'em BEFORE they get tested. If you wait until after, their self esteem might be too high for your chances

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      • #18
        Originally posted by BERT View Post
        You might want to get 'em BEFORE they get tested. If you wait until after, their self esteem might be too high for your chances
        Results aren't instant! They'll still be a basket case.
        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Geor! View Post
          Results aren't instant! They'll still be a basket case.


          lol

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Denny View Post
            Why the hell did they have to make World AIDS Recognition Day on December 1st?

            Assholes
            HBD Denny, lol...
            Originally posted by Silverback
            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
              Should it be February 14 instead?
              Cause that's "Singles Awareness Day!"

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              • #22
                I'm not sure if I want to go to the Prophet bar with Elvis or with Geor to pick up AIDS infested bitches, damned decisions!
                Last edited by Rick Modena; 11-30-2010, 04:12 PM.
                Originally posted by Silverback
                Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by BOOSTED32V View Post
                  I'm not sure if I want to go to the Prophet bar with Elvis or with Geor to pick up AIDS infested bitches, damned decisions!
                  Possible AIDS infested bitches, Henry!
                  How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                  • #24
                    Make sure you use the D.E.N.N.I.S. method.

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                    • #25
                      I predict the population will be all hood rat ghetto bitches that R. Kelly would not piss on

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Geor! View Post
                        It's called the news, Julianna. I live in Denton, so I'm not elligible for the screenings, but I sure can stake that motherfucker out and pounce of some slutty strumpet as she's leaving. Console her, letting her know there's nothing to be worried about. Then telling her maybe a drink would relax her. Then after 3 drinks, it's head out in the alley of the dive bar we stopped in at and next thing you know, i'm plowing that bitch by a dumpster.
                        This sounds like a Harlequin romance novel.

                        I am disappointed that you didn't just shove her face in the toilet in the bathroom while attempting to break her pelvis with your jackhammering.
                        Originally posted by racrguy
                        What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                        Originally posted by racrguy
                        Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                          This sounds like a Harlequin romance novel.

                          I am disappointed that you didn't just shove her face in the toilet in the bathroom while attempting to break her pelvis with your jackhammering.
                          If there's a port-a-shitter around, you just gave me a terrific idea!
                          How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                          • #28
                            Would read again!
                            Token Split Tail

                            Originally posted by slow99
                            Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                            Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                            You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Geor! View Post
                              If there's a port-a-shitter around, you just gave me a terrific idea!
                              If she gives you a Blumpkin, then shes a keeper for sure.

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                              • #30
                                this thread is For The Win lol

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