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As I was making my way through the scant Stephenville traffic earlier today on my way to work, I began to pass you on highway 8, and thought, "nice beach cruiser, dude." It wasn't until I actually passed you that I heard what I thought to be a weed eater. That was enough to get a, "WTF?" face out of me, and as I swung my head around, you had a mighty smirk, and an all too knowing nod for me, as I realized that was the gas-powered beach cruiser from your 11th birthday that your mom dug out of the garage after your wife got the Cavalier and the single-wide in the divorce. That look, coupled with your mullet, molestache, cut-off jorts and flip flops, painted a picture that made me chuckle for all 8 hours of my shift. I knew in that brief moment your mom gave you $5 for some 2-ply and a quart of milk from the Dollar General. I also knew you had no intention of letting any of that money make it there, no way. Your afternoon held the promise of all the gaming $5 could get you at the truckstop the next town over, whose slot machines might only be redeemable in store credit, but whose bountiful tokens you so fervently hope will ensure you return with not only the 2-ply and the quart of milk you promised your mom, but also a 6-pack of Natty Light talls, and a pack of Dorals to get you through your closing shift at Taco Casa. Dude, your secret's safe with me. I won't tell mom. Just remember this excuse if you lose that $5: "The ex-wife took it."
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ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh -
Hold up, what you been drinking? LolCheck your self bro , you're not that cool. -
Shiner Bock.ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! hehComment
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Nice storyCheck your self bro , you're not that cool.Comment
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dude?!?Originally posted by Yale View Post
Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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Dude, I took a pay cut to come back down here. What do you want?Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Postdude?!?ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! hehComment
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Mild Cheddar cheese man!Originally posted by Yale View PostOriginally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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Oh yeah! I'll give you cheese for free if you come to my brother's show the 16th.Originally posted by idrivea4banger View PostZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! hehComment
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Bought a 12 pack for $12.99 tonight and that was all bottles. Granted I haven't bought beer in a long time because I stick to liquor, but I have to say that's the cheapest I've seen it.Originally posted by Yale View PostOriginally posted by JesterFORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamerOriginally posted by DennyComment
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Originally posted by Yale View Post
Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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Game, set, and match.Originally posted by Yale View Post
Oh and that is one helluva a yarn you spun there. But then, I would expect nothing less.
"It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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I am convinced that not only are you heavily armed with wit, but that you spend a lot of time coming up with stuff like this for just the moment when you can unleash a tirade on some poor unsuspecting douche.
And I hope I am there with popcorn again, because I know first hand how entertaining it can be.
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What does he post as on here?Comment
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