Ex wife went through my phone...

[Snatch Napkin]

The problem is when you catch and release one that young, you pretty much light the fuse on the first crazy timebomb...

Spreckin ze troof!!!!


All chicks can be molded up to about 45, FWIW. :wink1:
Some can go further, it all depends on the angle of your approach.

[Silverback]

They're pretty well established in their own brand of crazy by the time they hit puberty.

Yeah, but if you can catch them around 18-21 before the real singles bar scene craziness sets in, or before they pop out their first kid, you have a chance of slowing the craziness down.

The problem is when you catch and release one that young, you pretty much light the fuse on the first crazy timebomb...

[Treasure Chest]

or you find them young enough that you can mold them into your own version of crazy.

They're pretty well established in their own brand of crazy by the time they hit puberty.

[bcoop]

or you find them young enough that you can mold them into your own version of crazy.

Hahahahahahahaha.

[Silverback]

Oh yeah, I agree. Or to what level of psychotic you're willing to put up with.

or you find them young enough that you can mold them into your own version of crazy.

[Chas_svo]

You'll be dead long before you find one that doesn't bite.

Amen. Any divorced man knows this well.

[Wish4svts]

If a chick digs through my phone, we have no reason to be together. You trust me, or you don't. I don't give two flying fucks what reason you think you have, but dig through my phone, and we're done. It's also very easy to avoid with a security pin. Smooth move. I know you think it's funny, and in reality, it is. But just like Jen said, women are vindictive. They are evil cunts. Don't put anything past her at this point, because as we all know, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Most insightful post of the year!!

[Nash B.]

ahhhh, see, it came off like you were hookin' up with momma.

I wouldn't put it past him, but we'll have to wait for the next thread.

[TENGRAM]

Yes we do. She's still with mr wonderful (guy she left me for) but when we all get together as a family they (we) end up at her mom's. It's still good sex but without the strings lol. I've even slept with her in the back seat of his truck while Onstar was on the line because he was trying to track her down.

ahhhh, see, it came off like you were hookin' up with momma.

is that the goofy white guy version of "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"?

Must be since I said it.

[bcoop]

Robert's mantra is "They're all crazy. You just have to find one that's YOUR kind of crazy."

Oh yeah, I agree. Or to what level of psychotic you're willing to put up with.

[Pro88LX]

Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hoes.

is that the goofy white guy version of "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"?

Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hoes.

[Treasure Chest]

You'll be dead long before you find one that doesn't bite.

Robert's mantra is "They're all crazy. You just have to find one that's YOUR kind of crazy."

[bcoop]

Never heard that story, sad but true. I'm addmitedly the "litle boy," and I will keep bringing them home, until one doesn't bite.

You'll be dead long before you find one that doesn't bite.