Ex wife went through my phone...

[Pro88LX]

Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hoes.

is that the goofy white guy version of "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"?

[bcoop]

Robert's mantra is "They're all crazy. You just have to find one that's YOUR kind of crazy."

Oh yeah, I agree. Or to what level of psychotic you're willing to put up with.

[talisman]

is that the goofy white guy version of "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"?

Must be since I said it.

[TENGRAM]

Yes we do. She's still with mr wonderful (guy she left me for) but when we all get together as a family they (we) end up at her mom's. It's still good sex but without the strings lol. I've even slept with her in the back seat of his truck while Onstar was on the line because he was trying to track her down.

ahhhh, see, it came off like you were hookin' up with momma.

[Nash B.]

ahhhh, see, it came off like you were hookin' up with momma.

I wouldn't put it past him, but we'll have to wait for the next thread.

[Wish4svts]

If a chick digs through my phone, we have no reason to be together. You trust me, or you don't. I don't give two flying fucks what reason you think you have, but dig through my phone, and we're done. It's also very easy to avoid with a security pin. Smooth move. I know you think it's funny, and in reality, it is. But just like Jen said, women are vindictive. They are evil cunts. Don't put anything past her at this point, because as we all know, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Most insightful post of the year!!

[Chas_svo]

You'll be dead long before you find one that doesn't bite.

Amen. Any divorced man knows this well.

[Silverback]

Oh yeah, I agree. Or to what level of psychotic you're willing to put up with.

or you find them young enough that you can mold them into your own version of crazy.

[bcoop]

or you find them young enough that you can mold them into your own version of crazy.

Hahahahahahahaha.

[Treasure Chest]

or you find them young enough that you can mold them into your own version of crazy.

They're pretty well established in their own brand of crazy by the time they hit puberty.

[Silverback]

They're pretty well established in their own brand of crazy by the time they hit puberty.

Yeah, but if you can catch them around 18-21 before the real singles bar scene craziness sets in, or before they pop out their first kid, you have a chance of slowing the craziness down.

The problem is when you catch and release one that young, you pretty much light the fuse on the first crazy timebomb...

[Snatch Napkin]

The problem is when you catch and release one that young, you pretty much light the fuse on the first crazy timebomb...

Spreckin ze troof!!!!


All chicks can be molded up to about 45, FWIW. :wink1:
Some can go further, it all depends on the angle of your approach.