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  • So Steven Seagal busts open your gate with a freakin' tank...

    I bet this guy felt like his house was Under Siege.


    Steven Seagal is being threatened with a lawsuit over his part in a police raid that was taped for his A&E reality show, TMZ reported.

    The actor, who has served as a reserve deputy sheriff since the mid-'80s, was part of a team that arrived at Jesus Sanchez Llovera's Arizona house in March with a tank and armed in full riot gear, Llovera alleges in his legal documents.

    VIDEO: Steven Seagal Arrives for Police Bust in Tank

    Llovera claims that the raid, carried out by the Maricopa County Sheriff's Department, was "unfounded" because they believed Llovera was raising roosters for illegal cockfighting. But he says the roosters are only "for show."
    Llovera -- who served both Seagal and Sheriff Joe Arpaio with an official notice of claim, the first step toward a lawsuit -- says his 11-month-old puppy was shot and killed during the raid and that police also killed more than 100 of his roosters.

    STORY: A&E, Steven Seagal Resolve Multimillion-Dollar 'Lawman' Suit
    Additionally, he says the police rammed the tank into a gate on his property and that his home suffered "substantial damage."

    Llovera is seeking $100,000 in damages and wants a "formal written apology" from Seagal to his children for the death of their puppy, "a beloved family pet."

    According to TMZ, the entire incident was recorded for Seagal's reality show, Steven Seagal Lawman.

    A&E declined comment when contacted by The Hollywood Reporter. Seagal and the Maricopa County authorities have yet to comment.


  • #2
    I don't only plat a dumbass cop in the movies, but also on TMZ and in real life!

    FTSS!!

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    • #3
      "No chicken legs were broke in half while filming"

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      • #4
        $100,000 doesn't sound like he's looking to get rich off of it.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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        • #5
          I heard he put a pool ball in a sock and smacked the roosters upside the head because they were comming at him.
          I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Blame Canada View Post
            I heard he put a pool ball in a sock and smacked the roosters upside the head because they were comming at him.


            I heard he was just trying to make dinner for the USS Missouri.

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            • #7
              LOL, what a bunch of staged faggotry. About as dumb as his god damn movies.
              Originally posted by racrguy
              What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
              Originally posted by racrguy
              Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by talisman View Post
                I heard he was just trying to make dinner for the USS Missouri.
                Those roosters were MARKED FOR DEATH.
                Originally posted by racrguy
                What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                Originally posted by racrguy
                Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                • #9
                  A tank to serve a warrant for raising fighting chickens?

                  Stevo
                  Originally posted by SSMAN
                  ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                  • #10
                    I'm glad he found a new line of work because he sure as hell sucked as an actor.

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                    • #11
                      In all seriousness, how did the police KILL 100 goddamn chickens? Nothing about that story makes the slightest bit of sense, but it is hilarious.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by stevo View Post
                        A tank to serve a warrant for raising fighting chickens?

                        Stevo
                        He was just Out for Justice. Or maybe he was Out for a Kill.
                        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          In all seriousness, how did the police KILL 100 goddamn chickens?
                          Easy to do when they're already Half Past Dead.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by talisman View Post
                            In all seriousness, how did the police KILL 100 goddamn chickens? Nothing about that story makes the slightest bit of sense, but it is hilarious.
                            Tank rolling in + bunch of roosters in small single coupes = rooster paste.

                            Stevo
                            Originally posted by SSMAN
                            ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                            • #15
                              We will find out if Seagal is Above the Law.

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