Noise warfare ideas

[JP135]

I've never understood how people can be such ridiculously inconsiderate assholes. What a bunch of pricks.

Yeah, that's the thing right there. I don't care if they own full-auto rifles - more power to 'em. Just don't be an asshole about shooting it.

To those who question my ability to see and report accurately. I have a pretty fucking good idea of what full-auto sounds like, but thanks for assuming I'm ignorant or overstating my case.There is one AR15 type rifle, and BigMuskie is probably right on the slide-fire stock.

I'm thinking airhorn attached to the compressor may be a good idea. Might find an old Q2 siren just for shits and giggles. I just want to wake them up early for a change.

[KBScobravert]

Some of us here know the number of a few ATF agents in the Ft Worth office who are looking for gun runners. You could call the ATF to inquire about their "stamps" during one of the their shoots.

Or

You could go over and ask if you can join them.

For noise ideas. Contained calcium carbide mixed with water and a match = CANNON loud combustion. Think MRE heaters or just simply MRE heaters inside gatorade bottles with water, cap the lid and toss; wait for boom.

[Geor!]

Guns are the problem. 2 1/2 hours of full effin auto starting at 7am. I swear they fired a thousand rounds. All 400 yards from my damned window. And they shoot into the water at their pond - apparently they've never heard of ricochets?

I appreciate their rights. I understand they're on their own land. I also wish they'd appreciate that they're not the only inhabitants of the damned planet. I've tried talking to them. The other neighbors have talked to them.

Grab a six pack.

Grab a gallon of gasoline.

Grab some motor oil.

Grab some tshirts or shop rags.

Fill bottles half/half with the gas and oil.

Stuff rags into the top.

Light rags.

Throw five bottles on their property.

Set the other down and fire a gun at it for added effect.

[ram57ta]

Look around online and see if you can locate an out of service Federal Signal Thunderbolt civil defense siren to fix up. May not solve your problem but sure would be cool to blast that thing at em at 7am on a Sunday morning.

This would be awesome:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Federal-Thunderbolt-siren-signal-model-1003-/110733728479?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19c83e9adf

[mikec]

I'll spare you a lengthy narrative. I have a neighbor problem. We're out in the country, so offending other neighbors isn't a big worry.

I need noise-maker ideas. The louder the better. Cheap is good too.

Dude! Is it an old woman, kind of "older but doable"? If so I hear she particularly likes cookie monster outfits...

[TENGRAM]

shoot back?

[bigmuskie]

Yeah, that's the thing right there. I don't care if they own full-auto rifles - more power to 'em. Just don't be an asshole about shooting it.

To those who question my ability to see and report accurately. I have a pretty fucking good idea of what full-auto sounds like, but thanks for assuming I'm ignorant or overstating my case.There is one AR15 type rifle, and BigMuskie is probably right on the slide-fire stock.

I'm thinking airhorn attached to the compressor may be a good idea. Might find an old Q2 siren just for shits and giggles. I just want to wake them up early for a change.

Sorry man, I wasn't implying that you didn't know the difference between one full auto and a group rapid firing semi auto. It was kind of off topic and on topic at the same time. I knew you were DPS for 20+ years and you would know the difference, so excluding you, most people would assume it's one rifle firing on full auto. That's what I meant by my statement. I should have explained better. Not back tracking, it's just sometimes I'm either a)not thorough b)forgetful c)distracted or d) all the above, at once. cheers

[line-em-up]

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Dude! Is it an old woman, kind of "older but doable"? If so I hear she particularly likes cookie monster outfits...

Like the Nookie Monster?

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Sesame-Street-Men-s-Cookie-Monster-Boxers-2-Pack/14979146

[mikec]

Sorry man, I wasn't implying that you didn't know the difference between one full auto and a group rapid firing semi auto. It was kind of off topic and on topic at the same time. I knew you were DPS for 20+ years and you would know the difference, so excluding you, most people would assume it's one rifle firing on full auto. That's what I meant by my statement. I should have explained better. Not back tracking, it's just sometimes I'm either a)not thorough b)forgetful c)distracted or d) all the above, at once. cheers

You left out good fuckin' guy...

[JP135]

Sorry man, I wasn't implying that you didn't know the difference between one full auto and a group rapid firing semi auto. It was kind of off topic and on topic at the same time. I knew you were DPS for 20+ years and you would know the difference, so excluding you, most people would assume it's one rifle firing on full auto. That's what I meant by my statement. I should have explained better. Not back tracking, it's just sometimes I'm either a)not thorough b)forgetful c)distracted or d) all the above, at once. cheers

No worries at all bro.

[JP135]

You left out good fuckin' guy...

Thanks, man. The cookie monster thing had me rolling. I think that's the whole problem over there: NO chicks at all. Looks like a friggin sausage-fest most of the time. They're all trying way to hard to prove who's the biggest he-man.

[10sec302]

Buy you a gun too, or if you already have one....

Shoot rounds on your own property around 2am...
IF they gripe about trying to sleep let them know you are too at 7am..

[LS1Goat]

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[turboford]

[JP135]

Train horn(s) that play Achy Breaky Heart.

Doesn't that violate the Geneva Convention?

Cannibal Corpse on full volume.

STRONG consideration. Then again, these homos might dig it. Risky.

Do you now anybody that has a top fuel or top alcohol car?

Before I sold it, I'd roll the 69 Mustang with a built motor and open headers back to the fence and let 'er go.

Buy you a gun too, or if you already have one....

Shoot rounds on your own property around 2am...
IF they gripe about trying to sleep let them know you are too at 7am..

Done this at 0300. Couple of mags and things got REALLY quiet over there.

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