Whats your most akward experience in bed with someone that scared you

[bcoop]

A week later the stank came back, she asked about it, I told her it must have been cat piss.

Why lie? That's the perfect opportunity to tell her that her fuckhole has some rotgut in it, and she should probably wash that dirty mother fucker.

[SNEAKY]

went over to girls house one night pretty late for a booty call. we get going and her kid starts crying in the other room. she gets up to go check on her, then about five minutes later she brings her and some blankets in to the bed room and makes a pallet for her on the floor next to the bed. kinda put a damper on it for me.

a week or so later, she let me know that she told her husband about us, who was in prison. so that pretty much ended any pleasure i was getting out it. had to deal with needy kids killin the fun and then had to worry about a convict husband wanting to kill me.

[WildBill]

went over to girls house one night pretty late for a booty call. We get going and her kid starts crying in the other room. She gets up to go check on her, then about five minutes later she brings her and some blankets in to the bed room and makes a pallet for her on the floor next to the bed. Kinda put a damper on it for me.

A week or so later, she let me know that she told her husband about us, who was in prison. So that pretty much ended any pleasure i was getting out it. Had to deal with needy kids killin the fun and then had to worry about a convict husband wanting to kill me.

puss!

[SNEAKY]

puss!

lol. actually i knew the little psycho asshole. i had known her from high school and dated her for a little while. she broke up with me, and started seeing him, because he would get high with her and i wouldn't. he is back in prison now for molesting one of his daughters.

[Grimpala]

Why lie? That's the perfect opportunity to tell her that her fuckhole has some rotgut in it, and she should probably wash that dirty mother fucker.

Because it wasn't his gf's stank, it was the other skank's stank that his gf was smelling.

[WildBill]

lol. actually i knew the little psycho asshole. i had known her from high school and dated her for a little while. she broke up with me, and started seeing him, because he would get high with her and i wouldn't. he is back in prison now for molesting one of his daughters.

Looks like he's back where he belongs!




































So ya gonna go hit it now?

[SNEAKY]

Looks like he's back where he belongs!




































So ya gonna go hit it now?

nope. the funny thing is, she is the one who introduced me to my wife. lol

[WildBill]

nope. the funny thing is, she is the one who introduced me to my wife. lol

Well.............I guess she was good for something, huh?

[stevo]

Why lie? That's the perfect opportunity to tell her that her fuckhole has some rotgut in it, and she should probably wash that dirty mother fucker.

Naw, I was in my current girlfriend's car. Ms. Stinkypuss was a hookup my friend set up for me on the side. The first time I fucked her, all was golden, a few days later, not so much golden.

Once I heard about the stripper thing, I started going to the clinic monthly to get my dick checked out, it scared the shit out of me and I really didn't whore around anymore, made sure to know chicks for a while before tagging the ass, etc.

Stevo

[jdgregory84]

Ex G/F's dad walking in on us right after we were done banging. Thought he was gonna kill me. Luckily, she went ballistic on his ass saying she hated him and that she's 22 or however old she was at the time so while his attention was on her, I bounced. By bounce, I mean, I was pretty drunk, so I went and passed out in the dining room on the other side of the house.

[Denny]

Ex G/F's dad walking in on us right after we were done banging. Thought he was gonna kill me. Luckily, she went ballistic on his ass saying she hated him and that she's 22 or however old she was at the time so while his attention was on her, I bounced. By bounce, I mean, I was pretty drunk, so I went and passed out in the dining room on the other side of the house.

Fucking greatness!

[TEAMJACOB]

Yeah I misread the whole story about fucking in gf car and weeks later smelling like cat piss. Lmao and even better now that I have my facts straight

[Mychael101]

I was fucking a girl who had the most amazing bubble butt I've ever seen. There wasn't a spot of cellulite on it, just the perfect mix of muscle and that good kind of firm fat. We were going at it doggy-style and it was fucking glorious.

I was pounding away at her when I realized I was a close to blowing one a little sooner than I like. So I went in balls deep and just started doing that thing where swirl your dick around like you're stirring the poon.

That's when she lets go of a gigantic hurricane force fart right against my abdomen, resulting in a fart zerbert.

The fart-zerbert produced the loudest fart sound I've heard outside of a movie sound effect, and it stank to high heaven. Just the feel of hot fart gas combined with the sensation of her vibrating butt cheeks pressed against me made me go from blue steel to bubble gum quicker than I would have thought humanly possible.

She was so embarrassed she started crying on the spot.

Then she had an anxiety attack.

Then she threw up.

Then she started telling me about how she had been in love with me since fourth grade.

Then I ran.

[Denny]

I would have came @ the sight of crying and puking.

[mstng86]

I think I could get past the fart since we were right in the middle of it, but crying and puking is too much.