Whats your most akward experience in bed with someone that scared you

[racrguy]

Actually yes I have. I knew this girl that was thicker than what I normally go for but I hadn't been out in a while and could use a lay. I call her up, we go out, and she's drunk off of her third beer. We're barely 2 hours into the night and she's already drunk, so instead of wasting time & money I take her home. Long story short I put a condom on before we started going at it but had no condom to take off when we were done. We were both like WTF... we couldn't find it anywhere. Well since we can't find it I call it a night and we bounce. I get a text the next day saying she found the condom, some how it she worked it off of me and between the cheeks of her ass, and that's where she found it when she went to pee the next morning.

That must be a level of "thick" that some people call fat. How do you not know you've got a condom wedged in between your ass cheeks? That's like broads having kids and they didn't even know they were pregnant.

[motoman]

That must be a level of "thick" that some people call fat. How do you not know you've got a condom wedged in between your ass cheeks? That's like broads having kids and they didn't even know they were pregnant.

All I can say is that she had an ass on her.

[03trubluGT]

My other scared momment was also in Chicago when I was 24 or 25 & I met this chick who was a Doctor actually. She had short hair & was kinda quiet. Not sure why she even liked me. But she would come over and hang out while me & my buddy Keith worked on our mutangs. Anyways she made me work for .......

Would this be Keith Mruk?

[Taylor]

I had a coworker about ten years ago who would tell a horror story about putting it in some girl's ass and pulling it out to find a green bean stuck to his cock.

Wow, man, just lol'd so hard!

[VaderTT]

Nothing awkward, but anytime a chick says "get it daddy/baby" I want to punch her in her fucking face!

[Denny]

Noisy chicks in general (overacting) just flat-out sucks.

[80coupe]

What about one that had the worst b.o iv ever smelled in my life tried not breathing threw my nose but then i could taste it. she was fucking hot to but couldn't finish after that and never talked to her again.

[WildBill]

Nothing awkward, but anytime a chick says "get it daddy/baby" I want to punch her in her fucking face!

What about Messican chick and that "Oh poppie!" shit......however it's spelled.

[stevo]

I fucked a chick one time in the front seat of my then GF's car and that shit stank... got stinky pussy juice on the passenger seat and then spent three hours with various cleaning agents trying to get the stank out. A week later the stank came back, she asked about it, I told her it must have been cat piss.

Like others said, this bitch was smoking hot. I later found out she was a stripper, you would think she would had some perfume for her cooch considering how much she put it on peoples noses.

Stevo

[WildBill]

I fucked a chick one time in the front seat of my then GF's car and that shit stank... got stinky pussy juice on the passenger seat and then spent three hours with various cleaning agents trying to get the stank out. A week later the stank came back, she asked about it, I told her it must have been cat piss.

Like others said, this bitch was smoking hot. I later found out she was a stripper, you would think she would had some perfume for her cooch considering how much she put it on peoples noses.

Stevo

You just brought out the inner FUNK in her!

[GhostTX]

...would had some perfume for her cooch considering how much she put it on peoples noses.

Stevo

Not perfume...just hygiene! Most of "stink" problems out there are just from not cleaning. Don't have to douche, just washrag, soap and water in the nether region.

[Denny]

Not perfume...just hygiene! Most of "stink" problems out there are just from not cleaning. Don't have to douche, just washrag, soap and water in the nether region.

Also dieting and smoking.

[VaderTT]

Also dieting and smoking.

Also, using fried chicken as a dildo.

[motoman]

Also, using fried chicken as a dildo.

And now I have beer all over my laptop.

[Denny]

Also, using fried chicken as a dildo.

Long thigh FTW!