Whats your most akward experience in bed with someone that scared you

[Taylor]

I was fucking a girl who had the most amazing bubble butt I've ever seen. There wasn't a spot of cellulite on it, just the perfect mix of muscle and that good kind of firm fat. We were going at it doggy-style and it was fucking glorious.

I was pounding away at her when I realized I was a close to blowing one a little sooner than I like. So I went in balls deep and just started doing that thing where swirl your dick around like you're stirring the poon.

That's when she lets go of a gigantic hurricane force fart right against my abdomen, resulting in a fart zerbert.

The fart-zerbert produced the loudest fart sound I've heard outside of a movie sound effect, and it stank to high heaven. Just the feel of hot fart gas combined with the sensation of her vibrating butt cheeks pressed against me made me go from blue steel to bubble gum quicker than I would have thought humanly possible.

She was so embarrassed she started crying on the spot.

Then she had an anxiety attack.

Then she threw up.

Then she started telling me about how she had been in love with me since fourth grade.

Then I ran.

A fart turned you off of the nicest ass you'd ever seen?

[Wicked98Snake]

I was fucking a girl who had the most amazing bubble butt I've ever seen. There wasn't a spot of cellulite on it, just the perfect mix of muscle and that good kind of firm fat. We were going at it doggy-style and it was fucking glorious.

I was pounding away at her when I realized I was a close to blowing one a little sooner than I like. So I went in balls deep and just started doing that thing where swirl your dick around like you're stirring the poon.

That's when she lets go of a gigantic hurricane force fart right against my abdomen, resulting in a fart zerbert.

The fart-zerbert produced the loudest fart sound I've heard outside of a movie sound effect, and it stank to high heaven. Just the feel of hot fart gas combined with the sensation of her vibrating butt cheeks pressed against me made me go from blue steel to bubble gum quicker than I would have thought humanly possible.

She was so embarrassed she started crying on the spot.

Then she had an anxiety attack.

Then she threw up.

Then she started telling me about how she had been in love with me since fourth grade.

Then I ran.

Good thing you didn't have it in her butt, you could have been killed!!!!!!

[joes01bullitt]

So I went in balls deep and just started doing that thing where swirl your dick around like you're stirring the poon.

LOL AT STIRRING THE POT MANEUVER!!

That's when she lets go of a gigantic hurricane force fart right against my abdomen, resulting in a fart zerbert.

i had a chick fart like that just about 3 thrust away from bustin my load....and when she did i couldnt help but to laugh my ass off

so did she.... but then she made up for it by swallowing

[bcoop]

I would have came @ the sight of crying and puking.

Winning

[WildBill]

I was fucking a girl who had the most amazing bubble butt I've ever seen. There wasn't a spot of cellulite on it, just the perfect mix of muscle and that good kind of firm fat. We were going at it doggy-style and it was fucking glorious.

I was pounding away at her when I realized I was a close to blowing one a little sooner than I like. So I went in balls deep and just started doing that thing where swirl your dick around like you're stirring the poon.

That's when she lets go of a gigantic hurricane force fart right against my abdomen, resulting in a fart zerbert.

The fart-zerbert produced the loudest fart sound I've heard outside of a movie sound effect, and it stank to high heaven. Just the feel of hot fart gas combined with the sensation of her vibrating butt cheeks pressed against me made me go from blue steel to bubble gum quicker than I would have thought humanly possible.

She was so embarrassed she started crying on the spot.

Then she had an anxiety attack.

Then she threw up.

Then she started telling me about how she had been in love with me since fourth grade.

Then I ran.

LMMFAO!
That was funny! Thanks fer the laugh!

[Leah]

so did she.... but then she made up for it by swallowing

She should be swallowing regardless.

[talisman]

Hey Bill, since you've got about 80 replies in this 3 page thread, why don't you regale us with you first encounter with Forensix. That has to be way more hilarious than anything that's been posted so far.

[Mychael101]

Hey Bill, since you've got about 80 replies in this 3 page thread, why don't you regale us with you first encounter with Forensix. That has to be way more hilarious than anything that's been posted so far.

Oh snap!

[Denny]

Hey Bill, since you've got about 80 replies in this 3 page thread, why don't you regale us with you first encounter with Forensix. That has to be way more hilarious than anything that's been posted so far.

I just shot a booger out of my nose... no lie!

[WildBill]

Erica
How about you FOAD?
How about you tell us how hard Mrs. Ed laughed when she first seen your little peepee?

[talisman]

I just shot a booger out of my nose... no lie!

Can you imagine the mechanics of it? Bill must be a fucking engineer. I'd imagine it involved helicopters and those tarps they use to take rehabilitated killer whales back out into the ocean.

[talisman]

Erica
How about you FOAD?
How about you tell us how hard Mrs. Ed laughed when she first seen your little peepee?

Thought I was on ignore, sweetie?

[Samhain]

I seen failure!

[CJ]

Let's see a forensix picture.

[Wicked98Snake]

Thought I was on ignore, sweetie?

Curiosity probably got the best of him. I had King on ignore but every time he made a post and it didn't let me see it I wondered what kind of dumbassery he was spewing. Eventually I took him off ignore because it drove me more nuts seeing that dumb message ever time he opened his cock holster.