Whats your most akward experience in bed with someone that scared you

[01vnms4v]

In HS spring break action at the beach, fucking her in hotel room and she sticks her finger up my ass. Freak me out I stopped and said "nothing goes in the out hole bitch"

Then she turns over and says "well fine fuck me up the ass then"

Did it and she was a freak, come to find out she just recently turned 15.

[Mychael101]

in hs spring break action at the beach, fucking her in hotel room and she sticks her finger up my ass. Freak me out i stopped and said "nothing goes in the out hole bitch"

then she turns over and says "well fine fuck me up the ass then"

did it and she was a freak, come to find out she just recently turned 15.

wtmf??? she was only 15?

[stevo]

I got caught fucking a chick in Mayor McCheese's head at McDonalds once, she worked there and was on lunch break...



Stevo

[bcoop]

I had a coworker about ten years ago who would tell a horror story about putting it in some girl's ass and pulling it out to find a green bean stuck to his cock.

Oh my.

[SVTNorthTexas]

in hs spring break action at the beach, fucking her in hotel room and she sticks her finger up my ass. Freak me out i stopped and said "nothing goes in the out hole bitch"

then she turns over and says "well fine fuck me up the ass then"

did it and she was a freak, come to find out she just recently turned 15.

fail!!!

[Leah]

First time I saw Chili's snake, I jumped back 3 feet and he STILL hit me upside the head with it! That's, thankfully, the worst thing that has happened.

[Rick Modena]

first time i saw chili's snake, i jumped back 3 feet and he still hit me upside the head with it! That's, thankfully, the worst thing that has happened.

t-m-i

[Leah]

t-m-i

Don't make me tell these heathens about the first time I met YOU.

[thesource]

I got caught fucking a chick in Mayor McCheese's head at McDonalds once, she worked there and was on lunch break...



Stevo

Damn I haven't seen one of those in years!

[Rick Modena]

Don't make me tell these heathens about the first time I met YOU.

I was drunk, and please god don't let Chili see this post...

[Leah]

Damn I haven't seen one of those in years!

OMG! I haven't either... Talk about a flashback!

[GhostTX]

.... i was so stoked that i was going to nail that chick and was took a whiff of this flawless pussy while i was driving home thinking it had to smell like heaven.....THE most rancid shit ive ever smelled to this day I almost threw up!!!! never spoke to her again...

LOL

Right up with you there. I hooked up with a chick at a party and found a "quiet" area and started doing the finger action. The removal of the lower garments came off and I went to go down on her then.. *GAG*...OMG it smelt bad. Horrid! I "heard" people coming and got outta dodge. My fingers stank like nothing else for over a week. I did everything but soak them in turpentine to get the stink off. Worse part, I must've lit her on fire because she harassed me for a week calling me...even tracked down where I worked and called there.

[dblack1]

WOW!!! You would have to be really hungry to plant your face in that. Come to think of it I could really use a snack.

Hell, I'd chew on those after eating a 24oz ribeye.

[motoman]

Anyone ever lose a condom.

Actually yes I have. I knew this girl that was thicker than what I normally go for but I hadn't been out in a while and could use a lay. I call her up, we go out, and she's drunk off of her third beer. We're barely 2 hours into the night and she's already drunk, so instead of wasting time & money I take her home. Long story short I put a condom on before we started going at it but had no condom to take off when we were done. We were both like WTF... we couldn't find it anywhere. Well since we can't find it I call it a night and we bounce. I get a text the next day saying she found the condom, some how it she worked it off of me and between the cheeks of her ass, and that's where she found it when she went to pee the next morning.

[WildBill]

WOW!!! You would have to be really hungry to plant your face in that. Come to think of it I could really use a snack.

Don't be skurred!