Whats your most akward experience in bed with someone that scared you

[Randy]

This is before I was married, hell and in a whole lot better shape.....

I used to be a manager at a tanning salon, and some new chick started coming in, she was a cute little blonde... as i got to know her realized she was kinda trashy so i just basically would go to her house and see how badly i could rip her apart... I would bend her over and fuck her till she bled and have her give me head while her room mate chick watched.... ultimately she learned that i had pretty much fucked about 90% of the chicks that tanned in my place and we quit talking... but it was fun roughing her up....lol

[WildBill]

How about 2 girls and a guy? I have done that many, many more times then 2 guys and a girl.

How about the "Golden Rule"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Wasn't that three "guys"?

[WildBill]

I've never seen another like it... Porn, real life, etc. I should of took a picture.

More labia than this???

NSFW..................http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/1...?affid=1193610

[Taylor]

More labia than this???

NSFW..................http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/1...?affid=1193610

For shame!

[YALE]

I slept with a chick when I was 20 that wanted me to go again without a condom. At first I was like, "hell yes!" but I asked her why, she told me her plan to get pregnant and trap her boyfriend in marriage. She got mad when I started putting my clothes back on.

[Taylor]

Copy/pasted from 4chan...

>Girlfriend wants me to eat her out
>Agree
>Move her shorts/panties to the side
>Pussy smells awful
>Spread pussy
>CHEESE. FUCKING PUSSY CHEESE EVERYWHERE
>Tell her nicely i don't want to unless she takes a shower
>20 minute argument
>Finally eat her out (no fucking shower)
>Tasted like vinegar
>Worst sexual experience ever.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

I slept with a chick when I was 20 that wanted me to go again without a condom. At first I was like, "hell yes!" but I asked her why, she told me her plan to get pregnant and trap her boyfriend in marriage. She got mad when I started putting my clothes back on.

That reminds me of a time I caught my girlfriend poking holes in my condoms with a thumb tack....FUCK that hurt!

[Randy]

Copy/pasted from 4chan...

>Girlfriend wants me to eat her out
>Agree
>Move her shorts/panties to the side
>Pussy smells awful
>Spread pussy
>CHEESE. FUCKING PUSSY CHEESE EVERYWHERE
>Tell her nicely i don't want to unless she takes a shower
>20 minute argument
>Finally eat her out (no fucking shower)
>Tasted like vinegar
>Worst sexual experience ever.

ROFL.... dude that reminds me of this date with a chick from the tanning salon... she was up for the summer from college, fuck she was soooo hot.... too her to dinner and what not... 1st date fingered the shit outta that whore.... she screamed so loud that she woke up her aunt (we were in her driveway) so called it a night.... i was so stoked that i was going to nail that chick and was took a whiff of this flawless pussy while i was driving home thinking it had to smell like heaven.....THE most rancid shit ive ever smelled to this day I almost threw up!!!! never spoke to her again...

[Taylor]

ROFL.... dude that reminds me of this date with a chick from the tanning salon... she was up for the summer from college, fuck she was soooo hot.... too her to dinner and what not... 1st date fingered the shit outta that whore.... she screamed so loud that she woke up her aunt (we were in her driveway) so called it a night.... i was so stoked that i was going to nail that chick and was took a whiff of this flawless pussy while i was driving home thinking it had to smell like heaven.....THE most rancid shit ive ever smelled to this day I almost threw up!!!! never spoke to her again...

Good friend of mine said the same thing happened to him with his current gf the first time they got together. He, like you, didn't want to talk to her again. A week or so later he decided to give her another try and he said it smelled fine after that and ever since. They've been together for 6 or so months now. He also told me that he PIITB recently only to discover his man meat was covered, a quarter of an inch thick, with her poorly digested food.

My friend seems like a glutton for punishment

[Pro88LX]

He also told me that he PIITB recently only to discover his man meat was covered, a quarter of an inch thick, with her poorly digested food.

should have made her clean it off like a fudgesickle

[SEB]

Copy/pasted from 4chan...

>Girlfriend wants me to eat her out
>Agree
>Move her shorts/panties to the side
>Pussy smells awful
>Spread pussy
>CHEESE. FUCKING PUSSY CHEESE EVERYWHERE
>Tell her nicely i don't want to unless she takes a shower
>20 minute argument
>Finally eat her out (no fucking shower)
>Tasted like vinegar
>Worst sexual experience ever.

Is this recent? If so, You need to go eat Yogart or your going to have yeast all in your mouth, This is what I was told. Props for sucking it up man LMAO

[svauto-erotic855]

More labia than this???

NSFW..................http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/1...?affid=1193610

WOW!!! You would have to be really hungry to plant your face in that. Come to think of it I could really use a snack.

[Mychael101]

He also told me that he PIITB recently only to discover his man meat was covered, a quarter of an inch thick, with her poorly digested food.

This is called the Lion's mane! He's supposed to roar when this happens!

[Broncojohnny]

He also told me that he PIITB recently only to discover his man meat was covered, a quarter of an inch thick, with her poorly digested food.

I had a coworker about ten years ago who would tell a horror story about putting it in some girl's ass and pulling it out to find a green bean stuck to his cock.

[Mychael101]

I had a coworker about ten years ago who would tell a horror story about putting it in some girl's ass and pulling it out to find a green bean stuck to his cock.

STFU! Seriously, lol's!