Whats your most akward experience in bed with someone that scared you

[Mike]

I am with you on the Mychael stories. They don't seem to be written by the same guy. There are some true ones, sprinkled in with some fiction in here.

People actually thought those were his stories?

[CJ]

this thread sucks now.

[stevo]

People actually thought those were his stories?

No joke, I guess it was hard to realize they were copy/pastes.

Stevo

[TEAMJACOB]

He put white text on the last one. Why not the first two if they weren't his? Mine was real. I guess it wasn't good enough since she didn't poopy

[tribaltalon]

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[Mychael101]

Of course they are copy and paste. I'm not the adventurous type, not sure if that is a good or bad thing. I just didn't want to see a potentially good thread die and I'm always ready to have a good laugh.

[stevo]

He put white text on the last one. Why not the first two if they weren't his? Mine was real. I guess it wasn't good enough since she didn't poopy

Stevo

[Snatch Napkin]

Here's a pic she sent me later on, we ended up hooking up for a while (and yes, I made sure I was totally deaf every time)

ROFLMMFAO!!
I know this sound!!!

I was eating this deaf chick out in one of my many oral escapades. Not this one, but another. She also has a cochlear implant and has learned to speak decently enough for me to understand her.

She was always worried about her sounds, as they tended to turn off guys. Which means she said the oh so familiar line of, "Guys can never make me cum."
Well, I am a sucker for a challenge, and that line in particular will pretty much guarantee that I will give it my best. My track record is phenomenal, so I'm very confident about myself in this department.
She made some crazy, fucked up sounds. Luckily, I was merely eating her pussy, so my erection was of no importance. I did have to use her thighs as ear muffs to keep my concentration on the task at hand, though.

We were able to talk later about her sounds, and she said that the sound of her moans made her orgasms SOOOOoo much better. I can believe that because I felt that shit in my head, between her thighs.

[stevo]

..I did have to use her thighs as ear muffs..

Lol.

Stevo

[SEB]

This thread has me made laugh my fucking ass off or in short LMFAO, Mycal101 you get top honors for best story for sure

[TEAMJACOB]

Lol

[onemeangixxer7502]

yah i bagged a deaf girl once and some strange sounds, her talking dirty made me feel like i was fuckin a retard or something.

[stevo]

Not me but something I witnessed...

A buddy and I picked up a pair of girls cruising shortly after I got my license at 16. We ride to my brother's shop to make out. I had one chick with me, my bro goes around to the other side of the shop with the other chick. This chick and I are just getting hot and heavy when I hear my buddy start screaming, it freaks me out because this boy is a big bad ass, he comes around the corner squealing like a 10 year old.

Apparently the chick he was fondling had a colostomy bag, and in the process of them making out he found it while rubbing her up, and ended up breaking the bag, getting shit all over him and her....

Stevo

[Goose]

Well mine started out about 5yrs ago with my mother's best friend.


Started out with my mothers best friend from jr. high and at the time she was 50yr but with a body of a 30yr still, she was divorced and had been sleeping with her son's best friend for last 4yrs without her son even knowing what was going on.

So one weekend she came up to my parents house along with me and my gf came up to from out of town to visit and stayed the weekend with them, we all went out to have drinks that nite and we all had a good time so as my parents went too bed she went to her bedroom and me and my gf went too ours, so iv'e always had the hot's my moms friend since i was a young perv, so i was sitting on the couch watch tv before bed and decided to go out front and be a peep n tom "i know im a perv" so i did, well when i went out there the window blinds was open, and she was undressing and it was almost like at the time she could see me watching her cause she had a smirk on her face, so after seeing her naked i went back inside and sat on the couch, she came out of her bedroom to go the restroom but when she came out she smiled at me as if she knew i was out there, so i went to my gf room and laid down and as i laid there i said Fk-it and i got up and decided to try my luck, so i went to her bedroom about 10min after i had laid down with my gf, i pulled off my boxer and got myself semi hard i went in there, she was 1/2 sleep but i proceeded to eat her out as i was shaking half to death scared she would scream or i would be fked but she woke up and proceeded to let me eat her out, the rest was history.



Next morning we were both leaving to come back to Ft.worth and she acted as if nothing had ever happend i was still nervous she would say something to my mother all these years later but she hasn't thank god. I still see her and strangely we act as if it never happend wich is why i prolly love OLDER women they know how to play the game.

I will say this she was and still the best lay iv'e ever had.

[Frank]

A buddy said he used to date a really hot chic that had no sense of smell. She had some brain injury once that caused it. Anyhow, he was pretty disgusting so he would fart round her all the time, SBD's. He was kind of a jerk to most chics. He would load up on all kinds of gassy stuff like hard boiled eggs, beans, etc. He'd try to have some loud music playing whenever they were hot & heavy. She'd be giving him head and he was just firing off one SBD after another while laughing his ass off when she wasn't looking directly at him.