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President Obama has interrupted his vacation in Martha's Vinevard to announce that the Washington D.C. earthquake occurred on an obscure fault line that runs under the White House and is known as Bush's Fault.
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Excellent!"It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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LOL. I stole that and made it my facebook status! Your royalty check is in the mail.Comment
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Haha!2 Chronicles 7:14
If My people, which are called by My name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.Comment
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Since the government employees were told to evacuate the buildings, for a brief moment, America experienced an economic recovery.
Heard it earlier, can't take credit.Comment
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I'm stealing this one...Originally posted by bigmuskie View PostOriginally posted by MR EDDComment
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Lmao!Comment
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It turns out that it wasn't an actual earthquake. It was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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The east coast earthquake apparently was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. Other theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.Comment
so much winning going on in here.
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