First day back to school, teacher sends homework home for parents

[Juiced4v]

Sounds like Mansfield ISD

[Leah]

Sue the teacher for wanting your input about YOUR kid. They don't know them and are just trying to get some information to make it a better year for them.

Jesus, people.

[mstng86]

Sue the teacher for wanting your input about YOUR kid. They don't know them and are just trying to get some information to make it a better year for them.

Jesus, people.

Quiet you!! Where are our sammiches?

[mustangguy289]

Sue the teacher for wanting your input about YOUR kid. They don't know them and are just trying to get some information to make it a better year for them.

Jesus, people.

You seemed biased. Jesus does not approve your message.

[talisman]

Sue the teacher for wanting your input about YOUR kid. They don't know them and are just trying to get some information to make it a better year for them.

Jesus, people.

Get the fuck outta here with that voice of reason bullshit. We want blood and we want it now!

[mustangguy289]

We want blood and we want it now!

That's a little harsh isn't it?

[mstng86]

That's a little harsh isn't it?

I just wanted a sammich.

[talisman]

That's a little harsh isn't it?

Who gave this vagina a registration email?

[stevo]

Sue the teacher for wanting your input about YOUR kid. They don't know them and are just trying to get some information to make it a better year for them.

Jesus, people.

That makes me giggle, as I haven't seen a teacher that actually gives a shit in many years.

I am not sending her anything, she can give me an F.

Stevo

[Frank]

The teacher is probably hoping to gauge what parents are really committed. Chances are most won't do anything or half-ass it. Not like she told you to write X number of words or pages. Keep it short and simple, but sounds like a great opportunity to explain something about your kid she might not know otherwise. Sounds like a caring teacher to me.

[Broncojohnny]

I would describe how my child is bitter because he is being robbed by a society that steals money from his pockets and gives it to local school districts that couldn't educate a monkey on how to throw its own shit at a chalkboard.

[Frank]

That makes me giggle, as I haven't seen a teacher that actually gives a shit in many years.

I am not sending her anything, she can give me an F.

Stevo

...and yet we wonder why we're in the shape we're in.

[racrguy]

Take a picture of yourself, staple it to the essay form, and write "A picture is worth a thousand words"

LOL

That makes me giggle, as I haven't seen a teacher that actually gives a shit in many years.

I am not sending her anything, she can give me an F.

Stevo

Do this, but find a stereotypical thing that your childs gender roles partake in. For example, if it's a girl, take a picture of a sink full of dishes, and a guy, take a picture of a car torn apart.

[71chevellejohn]

Take a picture of yourself, staple it to the essay form, and write "A picture is worth a thousand words"

LOL

I was thinking something along the same lines. Maybe a picture of diploma/degree and a note that says this is the last time I did/will do an essay.


-Or-

Tell the teacher that your kid is an open book and he/she should be able to read if he/she plans to teach.

[KBScobravert]

Eyez bee ilitrate.

Try to give my kid a bad grade for that essay and I will sue you, the school, and the school district and maybe even stomp a kitten or two. I am not the one required to go attend your curriculum; my kid is. Take this homework and stick it up your...........