Went to the bank yesterday...

[Cooter]

When I was young, I used to grab a 32 oz bottle of IBC root beer from a convenience store and have them put it in a brown paper bag. I would cruise my beat (Como) in my marked unit and take swiggs off of that bad boy.

I had people calling dispatch complaining about the officer drinking beer on duty...

I knew I liked you, Matt, but I like you even more now! LOL

FWIW, I stopped at the gas station by my new house on the way back to the old house after painting all day... Grabbed an ice cold tall boy and loved the shit out of it all the way home

amazingly, that 16oz beer didn't prevent my 300lb self from being able to pilot my wife's Honda the 4.5 miles from the gas station to the house!

good times... good times...

[STANGGT40]

I knew I liked you, Matt, but I like you even more now! LOL

FWIW, I stopped at the gas station by my new house on the way back to the old house after painting all day... Grabbed an ice cold tall boy and loved the shit out of it all the way home

amazingly, that 16oz beer didn't prevent my 300lb self from being able to pilot my wife's Honda the 4.5 miles from the gas station to the house!

good times... good times...

300lbs??? What have you been eating?!?!

[Mike]

300lbs??? What have you been eating?!?!

Babies!

[A+]

Babies!

And poop

[Mike]

And poop

Cooter doesn't come across as a shit eater.

[71chevellejohn]

Cooter doesn't come across as a shit eater.

Did you check his breath?

[Dacotua]

When I was young, I used to grab a 32 oz bottle of IBC root beer from a convenience store and have them put it in a brown paper bag. I would cruise my beat (Como) in my marked unit and take swiggs off of that bad boy.

I had people calling dispatch complaining about the officer drinking beer on duty...

Where do you find the 32 oz IBC's? I haven't seen them in a while.

[Cooter]

300lbs??? What have you been eating?!?!

lol, not proud of it...

making money, being in field service, being out and about constantly, drinking too much, and not giving a fuck about anything but counting money hasn't been kind to me

but it is what it is and I am what I am! LOL

[A+]

If counting money makes you fat, bring on the LB's!!!!!! I'm fat and have no monies to count

[Ted]

Did you check his breath?

He said he loved him.

[Mike]

He said he loved him.

He will never replace you!

[03trubluGT]

Where do you find the 32 oz IBC's? I haven't seen them in a while.

This was 1992-1994. Come to think if it, I haven't looked for them in a while.

[03trubluGT]

I knew I liked you, Matt, but I like you even more now! LOL

FWIW, I stopped at the gas station by my new house on the way back to the old house after painting all day... Grabbed an ice cold tall boy and loved the shit out of it all the way home

amazingly, that 16oz beer didn't prevent my 300lb self from being able to pilot my wife's Honda the 4.5 miles from the gas station to the house!

good times... good times...

Well, I still like to have fun. Screw the man!!!

[Snatch Napkin]

Well, I still like to have fun. Screw the man!!!

Now I feel like I'm having a man crush for you.
Don't worry, though, Jenn said you could motorboat her while my hands grab a hold of your shoulders.
Just breathe and try to relax.

[A+]

I don't care what you ladies do, just remember to take pics. K?