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stolen from Reddit. This one had me rolling.
"So in high school this one kid went around putting up posters that just said "Lessons" and had his phone number below it. At first, the majority of people had no idea what it was and just ignored it like any other poster around school. But this was a special poster. The kid, we'll call him Billy, was quite clever. He quietly spread word about what the lessons were for... blowjob lessons. First thought, eww gay. Nope, he's the one getting the blowjobs. Now, you wouldn't think that any girl is dumb enough to ask a guy to give her pointers on how to give a good BJ, let alone pay him to. But then again, you forget how much girls want to be talented in that area. Sure enough, he started getting "customers". And the more he got, girls started thinking that his insight would be all the more helpful. Pure genius. This man tricked dozens of girls into paying to give him BJs. Eventually, teachers found out and took down the flyers, but for a few weeks this man was a God."
"So in high school this one kid went around putting up posters that just said "Lessons" and had his phone number below it. At first, the majority of people had no idea what it was and just ignored it like any other poster around school. But this was a special poster. The kid, we'll call him Billy, was quite clever. He quietly spread word about what the lessons were for... blowjob lessons. First thought, eww gay. Nope, he's the one getting the blowjobs. Now, you wouldn't think that any girl is dumb enough to ask a guy to give her pointers on how to give a good BJ, let alone pay him to. But then again, you forget how much girls want to be talented in that area. Sure enough, he started getting "customers". And the more he got, girls started thinking that his insight would be all the more helpful. Pure genius. This man tricked dozens of girls into paying to give him BJs. Eventually, teachers found out and took down the flyers, but for a few weeks this man was a God."
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