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    My my how the ways of life has changed! I have a large garden and this year I planted enough cukes to do pickles. Several different ways too.

    I gave several jars to a good friend of mine to take home. He called yesterday to tell me of the problems his 22 and 17 yo daughters had opening the pickles!!
    The oldest could not get the ring off so she gave it to the younger sister to open. She finally got the ring off only to find they had "broken" the "lid"!!
    The friend was rolling on the floor as the mother showed how to "pop" the lid off!

    Soon no one will know what a butter churner is or a can opener!

  • #2
    This is not the story I was expecting to come out of women and cucumbers together.
    Atlantic Blue '00 - '03 Cobra motor and TKO600, solid axle, full MM suspension
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    • #3
      Wat???
      Check your self bro , you're not that cool.

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      • #4
        We need pics of the daughters for a visual reference.

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        • #5
          Where's Danny? He was just saying that kind of woman is his kind of woman.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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          • #6
            I'm 26 and have never seen a butter churn, granted I do know what it is and how it works, but that's because I'm not stupid.

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            • #7
              Story fail. Twice. True story.

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              • #8
                So when they got the ring off the jar, they thought they broke the lid because the cover was still sealed? Kids are a bunch of fucking DIP SHITS these days
                Originally posted by Vertnut
                I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                • #9
                  those jars are perfect for storing your bud..

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy View Post
                    those jars are perfect for storing your bud..
                    That's what I've heard too
                    Originally posted by Vertnut
                    I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                      Where's Danny? He was just saying that kind of woman is his kind of woman.
                      Well, 17 is a little young, but I could make do. Hopefully they also don't know about chocolate syrup coming in tin cans or vanilla coming in glass bottles.

                      To be honest though, that's the first I've ever heard of cucumbers as cukes lol.
                      When the government pays, the government controls.

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                      • #12
                        I'll show you funny... wait until I show my wife what a washboard is.

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                        • #13
                          12 posts and still no pics of said daughters???

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
                            To be honest though, that's the first I've ever heard of cucumbers as cukes lol.
                            [The Dude]Well, obviously you're not a gardener.[/The Dude]
                            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                            HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                            • #15
                              The story is not so funny.

                              Stevo
                              Originally posted by SSMAN
                              ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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