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  • #76
    feeling a lot better than earlier, but im still in quite a bit of pain. Just woke up after a hydrocodone cocktail induced nap, and my balls are still a little frozen since i fell asleep with a bag of peas on them. I'll update more after I've been up and around for a bit.
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • #77
      Brent, take some ibuprofen and keep the nuts on chill and you will be just fine. I was back to 100% in 4-5 days.

      I will say this though. Avoid jumping off anything higher than you normally would and wear some tight undies for a week or so.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by CWO View Post
        only thing I regret is not having some of my swimmers frozen prior to doing it.
        Ok I stopped reading at this post. It's been 16 years now since I had it done. 2nd best money I spent to my Lasik of course.

        You should definitely look into freezing some. You never know man, 22 is young and you will likely be faced later with a woman that wants a kid. This Will be an issue and reversal sucks.

        Good luck.

        Originally posted by GeorgeG. View Post
        Good luck...it hurt like hell when the doc stuck the needle in each nut! I was glad it worked the first time because I would not have gone back for a second attempt. If you sleep on your side, you'll need an extra pillow between your legs.
        That is funny cause I told a buddy it is no big deal. Just a little pain for a week or so BUT I got knocked out for the procedure. He did not and was not happy with the expectations I had set for him. LMAO! Oops
        Last edited by 94form2000z; 09-14-2011, 09:06 PM.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by 94form2000z View Post
          Ok I stopped reading at this post. It's been 16 years now since I had it done. 2nd best money I spent to my Lasik of course.

          You should definitely look into freezing some. You never know man, 22 is young and you will likely be faced later with a woman that wants a kid. This Will be an issue and reversal sucks.

          Good luck.
          What does that cost? According to my doc, Ill have swimmers for another 15-20 load blowings.
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
            What does that cost? According to my doc, Ill have swimmers for another 15-20 load blowings.
            I don't know, I did not check into it and I had this issue with an ex as far as wanting to have another child. By the way I was swimmerless after the procedure so what he told ya is kinda scary. lol

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            • #81
              Originally posted by 94form2000z View Post
              I don't know, I did not check into it and I had this issue with an ex as far as wanting to have another child. By the way I was swimmerless after the procedure so what he told ya is kinda scary. lol
              he said what is built up in the tubes takes 15-20 to clear out. he said after #20, to start jerking in to a cup and bring it in to be tested, and once he gets 2 clean ones in a row im good to go.
              Originally posted by BradM
              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
              Originally posted by Leah
              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                he said what is built up in the tubes takes 15-20 to clear out. he said after #20, to start jerking in to a cup and bring it in to be tested, and once he gets 2 clean ones in a row im good to go.
                Man how times have changed.. from what I remember he told me to bring some back after about 4 days which I obviously wasnt in the mood to beat off in. All clear after first run. YAY!

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                  he said what is built up in the tubes takes 15-20 to clear out. he said after #20, to start jerking in to a cup and bring it in to be tested, and once he gets 2 clean ones in a row im good to go.
                  Hmmm, can you have a chick blow you and then blow into a cup, instead of just jerking off into a cup? The latter just sounds very boring...
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                    Hmmm, can you have a chick blow you and then blow into a cup, instead of just jerking off into a cup? The latter just sounds very boring...
                    Im sure you can. baby gravy is baby gravy, shouldnt matter how it is attained.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      Im sure you can. baby gravy is baby gravy, shouldnt matter how it is attained.
                      It matters to me Brent!
                      Originally posted by Silverback
                      Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                      • #86
                        Granted I just woke up, and have only been on my feet to go smoke, take a leak, and swap my ice packs thus far, but I'm feeling much better this morning. I'll be back at work today. Going to try to stick it out all day.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • #87
                          Pics or it didn't happen!!!

                          I told you that you were going to have that "kicked in the nuts" feeling for about 72 hours. No pill can fix a kick in the nuts. You'll just get woosey and have a fucked up sack.

                          If you stay off your feet as much as possible and don't strain, you won't get grapefruit balls.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View Post
                            Brent, take some ibuprofen and keep the nuts on chill and you will be just fine. I was back to 100% in 4-5 days.

                            I will say this though. Avoid jumping off anything higher than you normally would and wear some tight undies for a week or so.
                            Good tip about the tight underwear...I forgot to mention that one. Also, take it easy when trying to get up from a chair or sofa or something that sits low...apparently you use some of the muscles down there to get up and it's not too pleasant.

                            edit: Actually it's better to wear snug underwear but loose jeans.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Denny View Post
                              Pics or it didn't happen!!!

                              I told you that you were going to have that "kicked in the nuts" feeling for about 72 hours. No pill can fix a kick in the nuts. You'll just get woosey and have a fucked up sack.

                              If you stay off your feet as much as possible and don't strain, you won't get grapefruit balls.
                              That feeling is gone today, thank God. So far anyways. They are just a little tender, and there is a nagging sting at the puncture wound. Yesterday was fucking brutal though.

                              A guy I work with had it done a while back, and stayed off his feet as much as I have, and they still swelled up like grapefruits. He ended up missing 3-4 days of work. And I know it wasn't just him being a pussy, because unfortunately, he sent half the company a picture. Lol.
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by GeorgeG. View Post
                                Good tip about the tight underwear...I forgot to mention that one. Also, take it easy when trying to get up from a chair or sofa or something that sits low...apparently you use some of the muscles down there to get up and it's not too pleasant.
                                Yeah, I had on a Pair of boxer briefs when I went in yesterday, and he told me those weren't supportive enough. So I picked up a jock strap and a package of whitey tighties. I havent worn those since I was 5-6.
                                Originally posted by BradM
                                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                                Originally posted by Leah
                                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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