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Free Hipster (Denton)
Date: 2011-08-14, 1:20AM CDT
Reply to: sale-yh7xr-2545911875@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Free teenage hipster to good home. Hangs out under the tree in my front yard most evenings. Comes with a bike that is too small for him. Whenever I turn the porch light on, he takes off, gets on his bike, falls off, keeps getting on it, keeps falling off, and finally runs away holding it. Also included: some kind of white-rimmed ladies' sunglasses. He might just need a loving home, or at least a decent-sized cardboard box to live in. If you go with the box idea, you might consider slapping some postage on there and fedexing him to Marine boot camp. Thank you
PS: Better swing by and get him soon, Ma's calling the pound on Monday.
Date: 2011-08-14, 1:20AM CDT
Reply to: sale-yh7xr-2545911875@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Free teenage hipster to good home. Hangs out under the tree in my front yard most evenings. Comes with a bike that is too small for him. Whenever I turn the porch light on, he takes off, gets on his bike, falls off, keeps getting on it, keeps falling off, and finally runs away holding it. Also included: some kind of white-rimmed ladies' sunglasses. He might just need a loving home, or at least a decent-sized cardboard box to live in. If you go with the box idea, you might consider slapping some postage on there and fedexing him to Marine boot camp. Thank you
PS: Better swing by and get him soon, Ma's calling the pound on Monday.
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