Help someone realize a dream

[Ted]

LOL at my wife is mean to me

[Jewrrick]

Sounds like he is a few bricks shy of....ok he's got like half a load there. Got flagged though lol.

[Forever_frost]

Wait, his wife won't let him out of the house and hasn't for 8 years? Fuck him, take his Social Security away and she'll have to make him go find a job and get out of the house

[BP]

He needs to dream of getting a set of balls. If nothing else though he should write a screenplay, it'd probably be better than Napoleon Dynamite.

[blue5spd]

Simple..

1) Get a job.
1) Save up money from job
3) Purchase cheap bike from job..

I am all about helping out but just because this guy wants an expensive toy? Get real.

[cobrajet69]

Simple..

1) Get a job.
1) Save up money from job
3) Purchase AR-15 and go "Tony Montana" on every mother fucker in the house!

I am all about helping out but just because this guy wants an expensive toy? Get real.

Fixed.


David

[loc712]

Wife is mean to me

First rule is never marry anyone you can't whip.
And definitely never (even if they might be able to) let one of your own think they can beat on you.

MAN UP BITCH.