Who else is glued to the DOW?

[momo]

buy call today.
buy put tomorrow.

[347Mike]

My company stock is down almost 20%. So glad I moved my 401k earlier this year. My co-workers are all scrambling... eek. :/

[Broncojohnny]

Will one of you assholes please short about 20 million shares of JNJ, I really would like to buy it today.

[Broncojohnny]

My company stock is down almost 20%. So glad I moved my 401k earlier this year. My co-workers are all scrambling... eek. :/

Is the company you work for called Enron?

[Denny]

Will one of you assholes please short about 20 million shares of JNJ, I really would like to buy it today.

You will have it before the end of the week.

I'm putting in the call now.

[mustang_marc]

Any bets on the next "crash?"

Today/Now! lol

[Denny]

Today/Now! lol

LOL! I tried to get a sucker to bite before the opening bell. Oh well.

[347Mike]

Is the company you work for called Enron?

Negative.

[Broncojohnny]

Negative.

Inron? N-ron? Endron? End-Ron?

[347Mike]

Inron? N-ron? Endron? End-Ron?

No, negative, don't think so, and nah.

[Denny]

YAY Markets!

[momo]

that's it, i'm done with zecco. going to open a fidelity account for stock and optionexpress account for calls and puts.

Zecco's options chart doesnt appear to have updated all day today... for BAC atleast. if 08BAC2012's @ 8.00 jump tomorrow, i'm going to be beyond pissed.

[Denny]

Spinnin' wheels

[8mpg]

depression here we come

[Zfan]

Down 15-20 percent in my 401K and Roth IRA in just 2 weeks. My wife and I got our asses kicked in 08 and it appears that the this market is going to do it again. Cannot imagine what might have happened if Mr. Captain Fantastik (Obama) had opened his pie hole again today!

Fuck the market and this President!