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  • #46
    Anus... it's the other vagina.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by 01yz2nv View Post
      "Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!"

      "He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money."
      Rounders! lol great movie quote

      -k

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Denny View Post
        Anus... it's the other vagina.
        Anus. Prison for vagina.
        "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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        • #49

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          • #50
            Anyone know how to tell a woman "suck the dick until it stops throbbing" in romanian? She is so close, yet so far.
            817-714-8528

            Stevo
            Originally posted by SSMAN
            ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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            • #51
              How to tell the same joke three times and it still not be funny.
              "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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              • #52
                Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                How to tell the same joke three times and it still not be funny.
                Good for you.
                817-714-8528

                Stevo
                Originally posted by SSMAN
                ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by stevo View Post
                  Good for you.
                  817-714-8528

                  Stevo
                  Oh shit! There's four! You have achieved Dane Cook status.
                  "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                    Oh shit! There's four! You have achieved Dane Cook status.
                    Here is five, I can keep it up until I nod off to sleep:

                    817-714-8528

                    Stevo
                    Originally posted by SSMAN
                    ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                    • #55
                      Six.
                      817-714-8528

                      Stevo
                      Originally posted by SSMAN
                      ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                      • #56
                        Seven.
                        817-714-8528

                        Stevo
                        Originally posted by SSMAN
                        ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                        • #57
                          Eight.
                          817-714-8528

                          Stevo
                          Originally posted by SSMAN
                          ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                          • #58
                            Poopnut, where'd ya go?
                            817-714-8528

                            Stevo
                            Originally posted by SSMAN
                            ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by stevo View Post
                              Poopnut, where'd ya go?
                              817-714-8528

                              Stevo
                              Wow.
                              "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                                Wow.
                                817-714-8528

                                Stevo
                                Originally posted by SSMAN
                                ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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