Wife doesn't know that I 'putt from the rough' & she reads PMs, got this, what to do?

[Grape]

i'm tired of the pm's, this is the latest

I wanted you to check facebook because I sent you a friend request. Accept it!

[Ratt]

Lol

[grove rat]

[GrayStangGT]

He wants your nuts

[Randy]

secret lovers..........

[94form2000z]

ah ya got a stalker

[71chevellejohn]

Someone has the gay for grape.

[mstng86]

He wants to put it in your ass.

[Grape]

He wants to put it in your ass.

figured that one out all on my own, dumbass

[Cannon88]

Accept it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Randy]

It's TeamJacob.... since he's been banned he's wanting to bring people back over to Canada..... and show them how they do.

[MutherjuggZ]

i'm tired of the pm's, this is the latest

Who is it? WHY in the hell is someone so hell bent on befriending you? You're a smartass with a quippy personality ... wait...that's why I like you LOL

[stevo]

Smells like a bromance gone wrong.

Stevo

[Geor!]

Stinks like sex in here.

[Randy]

Stinks like sex in here.

not sex BDussy